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Mads // female // friends and mutuals can ask for my discord

[depsidase]

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Women in Elden Ring: I killed 96588667 tarnished with my rot attack. you're fucking next, bitch

Men in Elden Ring: I'm a weak kitten tarnished save me erdtree grant me succ, call me mother

Peasants in Elden Ring: I'm literally a decomposing husk m'lord but it's all good

End boss Consort Radahn: aaahh so weak my butt hurts, I'm crumbling, you use magic I use die aahh, Miquella kiss it better aaah

Miquella: I knew I should have stuck with Mohg, Lord of Blood. He had better drip too

Low level monster in Elden Ring: I'm a frog with laser eyes. A FROG WITH LASER EYES. Who are you to think you can walk through MY hallway. Become dust, tarnished

[bornetoblood]

I'D KNOW THAT MOVESET ANYWHERE !!!

[farishtaas]

What's with everyone glazing Godwyn?

[twoblogger]

I love how often people on this site call random things which they disagree with but don't have any actual argument against either puritan or catholic, regardless of the subject in question's actual relevance to either puritanism or catholicism. it's like 17th century england in here

[fawndollette]

[kronkk]

I would kill myself at the gate of the airport haven't we moved past this ridiculous trad bullshit ladies grow the fuck up

[farishtaas]

Apparently "girlhood" is not knowing what a fucking spectrum is

[ilikefairies]

[therandomninjakitty]

Listen here kiddo

[werewolfviking]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[lamignonette]

[enchantedbook]

Illustration by Leon Carre for “The Terracotta Chariot ’ by Victor Berrucand, 1921

[benzohoarder]

girls that are like “omg i wanna date a musician I want to be a rockstar gf I want to be a band gf 🥺🤩” you do not know what you’re asking for

[bubbleteavangelist]

genuinely one of the most deranged desires in the world, infact wanting to date a musician should be in the next DSM

[blaiddfailcam]

this is like the funniest thing they could have made blaidd say

[kotortwo]

personality quiz: in ur head do u refer to yourself as i, you, or we

[klaasje]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Natcha Ngamtweerat

[faggotfungus]

The Lady of the Camellias

Lothigraph by Alphonse Mucha for Dumas' 1882 stage adaptation featuring Sarah Bernhardt as Marguerite Gautier.

[watermelinoe]

mind-body dualism will have people thinking that pregnancy is passive