she strogan me off till i beef

hi im lucia (she/her)

[regularhill]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[dogpuppy]

[wizardshark]

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

[grimoiremanifest]

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

[wizardshark]

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

[superfightingrobot-megaman]

[stupidestasshole]

i was today years old when i learned scooby dol was actually a human dog trapped in a coma

[wildzero]

computer. reptile. nine inch nails. max volume. kill anything that moves

[cognitohazardous]

my idea for a shower butler. he lives in your shower and cleans the bathroom, restocks the soap, washes your back, and serves you shower beers. you can talk to him about your day and ask for advice. his suit is completely waterproof.

[superfightingrobot-megaman]

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[frogtonguekiss]

oh the gorgeosity you are supremely divine

[frogtonguekiss]

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

[frogtonguekiss]

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

[frogtonguekiss]

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

[frogtonguekiss]

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

[frogtonguekiss]

god's wife of amun

[frogtonguekiss]

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

[frogtonguekiss]

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

[wayneradiotv]

Homer

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[superfightingrobot-megaman]

[oneheadtoanother]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace