EXILE.

so step right out there is no amount of crying i can do for you miles rose. 32. pastry chef @ betty's bakery.

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TEXTS || MILES + SAM

SAM: Before I promise anything... How high is this tree? You know, for science.

MILES: Thirty feet.

MILES: I feel sick just saying that.

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gabriellamdias​:

I mean it seems like it is clearly a win. I couldn’t imagine how difficult that must be and for it to look realistic too? I feel like people would get a kick out of it. 

THANK YOU, THIS IS THE KIND OF SUPPORT I NEED IN MY LIFE! You’re getting the first cake.

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TEXTS || MILES + [JESS]

MILES: WE HAVE TO TALK AND IT'S SERIOUS.

MILES: SCARY FACE.

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TEXTS || MILES + [LIZ]

MILES: I found a place to go zip lining and I need someone to push me off the top of a tree because I'm going to chicken out.

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Serious question: if one was hypothetically making a mummy cake for ~spooky season~ and that person hypothetically put in red-dyed caramel to make it look like it’s oozing blood when it comes out, is that a win, or a fail?

Thanks for your support.

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It’s Opening Night!~⭐🎭

The Farnsworth Community Theater production of Once opens this evening – be sure you have your tickets!

Girl : Marley Rose @justmemarley

Guy : Blaine Anderson @justplainblaine

Bank Manager : Buffy McIntosh @buffymcintosh

Ivanka (Girl’s daughter) : Ava Rose @dylanxrose

Sets/Food : Miles Rose @farnsworthmiles

Costumes : Elliott Gilbert @akaelliottgilbert

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Text || Matt & Miles

Matt: not where I was going but is there a sale somewhere? On speedos???!

Miles: JA!!!!

Miles: wait, do you want a speedo?

[toastbutteregg]

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Text || Matt & Miles

Matt: yooooooooooohooooooooooooooo

Miles: big summer blowout??

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                      SEX+ROMANCE HEADCANONS!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?  💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date?  👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

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stellaschuester​:

Even if it’s super late? And on a Saturday? That’s prime bachelor social scene time there, Rosie, I’d hate to throw a wrench in your game.

(For the record, Matt and Danny haven’t offered to bring me food, so you’re winning so far, either way.)

....Yes?

I am the best brother, it’s cool.

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Text || Matt & Miles

Matt: You should be here to see me bat my lashes at you! Alas I'm in bed and not moving out of it until a few hours before B's show tonight.

Matt: Marls mentioned there's some idea brewing about a cake to jump out of!?!?

Miles: Omg Matty. Did you just invite me to bed with you? How cute 🥺

Miles: SHHHHH NO IT'S A SECRET.

[quotesfromscrubs]

[farnsworthmiles]

TEXT 📲 MILES 💔

BUFFY: honestly, poor you. my hair is out of control and i can't an appointment to save my life. these split ends are not it.

BUFFY: anyway it's like super small but it made me think of you so

MILES: That was really sweet of you, Buffs.

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TEXT 📲 MILES 💔

BUFFY: ya, for you boat

[...]

BUFFY: friends can buy each other gifts, right?

MILES: Oh, totally! It was just really sweet of you to think of me. That's all.

MILES: Does this mean you have to see me this week? Poor you.

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TEXT 📲 MILES 💔

BUFFY: so, i totally got you the cutest present

BUFFY: when are you free?

MILES: You got me a present?

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TEXT 📲 MILES 🧁

MARLS: NO BUT NOW I HAVE TO!!!

MARLS: Did you watch more than those first ten minutes?!

MARLS: CAN WE BINGE TOGETHER?!

MILES: You do. WE do. I stopped bc I knew you'd love it.

MILES: Oh, this is my long winded way of saying YES LET'S MAKE RASPBERRY DANISHES ALSO I LOVE YOU