TEXTS 📲 MATTY
Matt: WHAT TIME DID YOU DRINK IT!?!
Matt: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Marls: 8
Marls: PM
Marls: I JUST WANTED TO LOOK COOL IN FRONT OF THE OTHER YOUNG ADULTS
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TEXTS 📲 MATTY
Matt: WHAT TIME DID YOU DRINK IT!?!
Matt: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Marls: 8
Marls: PM
Marls: I JUST WANTED TO LOOK COOL IN FRONT OF THE OTHER YOUNG ADULTS
Text → Marley & Quinn
Marley: you look like you need a hug.
Quinn: do I? what gave it away?
Marls: You were wearing a very subtle pout. What's up buttercup? What can I do?
texts | marley & bash
Bash: I am easily bribed and shockingly open to suggestion, so go for it.
Marls: Sooo I've been experimenting with making my own candy corn to give out to my kiddos/co-workers for halloween but I've been reminded nobody in my family has taste.
Marls: Be my tester? 🥺
texts | marley & blaine
Marley: I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud...
Blaine: I'm going to vote for proud. Life's too short for shame, or that's what I keep telling myself after years of therapy.
Marls: See, this is why you're my favorite! Wisdom beyond your years!
Marls: Oookay, we're taking the lemon that is the viral girl falling off her stool mid performance tiktok and we are making lemonade!!!
Marls: You're the best!
TEXT 📲 Stell Belles
Stella: I was too busy yelling at the wife for nitpicking the damn paint color in the kitchen, I missed it, 🤦🏼♀️
Stella: I shouldn't have decided to cut back on alcohol before binging this, but butter pecan makes everyone seem slightly less nuts.
Marls: See THIS is why you should always watch with a pal, Stells. Which you yell through the tv I can both support your venting AND catch which house they picked.
Marls: I think you'll find I'm an asset to any tv night.
Marls: PLUS I have a recipe for butter pecan cupcakes which are delish if i do say so myself!
NEW GIRL ( 1x11 )
berryxeli:
Oh, that’s so adorable. I don’t think I could say no either even though I’m not sure how ready I’d be for three kittens. If you still need help I’m here if you need me! And well, if I can get some macadamia nut cookies… that’d just be a bonus.
I’ll admit I may have gotten myself in just a little more over my head than I anticipated. I completely underestimated the absolute menaces they’d be to my poor pup. Thankfully, it’s only temporary because the Stooges have made it their mission to keep me from having a good night’s sleep. I’ve never made macadamia nut, but I love a challenge that allows me to try new things and I’m sure they’d love a little extra love and attention.
sammy-d-evans:
That sounds pretty much like how I got Banner, one visit to the shelter and I was sold. And kinda wanted to adopt a few more dogs but my mom talked some sense into me. Are you going to foster them for a while or are you planning on like making it official and become their forever home? No idea if my puppy proofing the apartment comes in handy but I’d love to help you out. Hide anything you don’t want them to break, that’s the first thing I did.
Are you sure you don’t want to throw a few kitties into the mix, Sammy? My fosters are perfect gentlemen... when they’re not playing who can stop Marley’s heart the fastest by attacking her feet in the middle of the night. Just for the duration, the shelter was over populated, so I’m just helping out. As much as I love these little furballs I do miss having hair ties at my disposal. These sneaks are quick! I’ve blocked off all chords, but that’s the extent of my preparedness. I’m sure it would but either way, I’d love the company!
stellschue:
There is absolutely zero surprise learning that you visit the animal shelter to sing to the animals, little Rose. I have a very vivid mental image of them perching on your shoulders and lap with vaguely blissful feline and canine expressions, as if you’re their own personal Disney princess.
(I puppy-proofed my apartment for Pepper, but I’m not sure if that experience would be useful for the Stooges, alas.)
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I promise any Disney princess parallels were promptly dashed when my leg fell asleep under the weight of a particularly snuggly Mastiff and I ended up falling on my face. No kitties or pups were harmed, just bruised my ego.
( All experience is useful and welcome. Especially when there’s the added bonus of spending time with my favorite Schuester. Just saying. )
bashxkelly:
Bing is my boy, and ugly Christmas sweater season is My Time To Shine. But I’m also a huge fan of dressing up like something weird and gorging myself on candy until I fall into a sugar coma, so the holly jolly will just have to wait.
YES. I’m in, and I am just gangly enough that I can do a bitchin’ Jack Skellington (although I’m pretty sure exactly no one is intimidated by me, dammit).
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And the post Halloween discount candy!! It truly is the start of the hap happiest time of the year!
Well, I can’t say intimidating is the first word I’d associate with you BUT you could take a Hannah Montana approach and go as Santa Jack -- he’s way more jovial in that costume and you get to rep your love of all things Christmas! Total best of both worlds scenario.
adamaestjames:
I mean, I am always here for adorable animals and free baked goods.
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Yes! That’s the enthusiasm I’ve been looking for! I’m free most nights after nine but will need some advance notice to get the cookies baked. What’s your poison?
texts | marley & bash
Marley: i love you as much as a human heart can love.
Bash: D'aaaaawwwwwww 🥰
Bash: Are you trying to make me blush, Marls? I'm half a shade paler than Wonder bread, it doesn't take much.
Marls: Yes?
Marls: Definitely not buttering you up because I need a favor. 😇
[text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. [dealer's choice!]
is this fomo? @stellschue
TEXT 📲 Stell Belles
Stella: Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International.
Marls: 🥺🥺🥺
Marls: I love ice cream AND the whole HHCU
Marls: ( House Hunters Cinematic Universe )
Marls: Will you at least tell me which house they picked?
[ 📱 — sms ] just be careful.
when you can't handle your late night caffeine...
TEXTS 📲 MATTY
Matt: just be careful.
Marls: It's just a two shot espresso, how bad can it be?
[ later that night ]
Marls: I KEEP CLOSING MY EYES TO SLEEP BUT MY MIND IS ALIVE
Marls: 👀 👀 👀
msjacquelinestjames:
I am so so glad more people understand! It just isn’t fair how amazing they both are. It almost makes me wish it was possible to have both at the same time! How great would that be? Getting to go back and fourth and enjoy the perks of both.
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Sometimes fall feels that that though, don’t you think? In the morning it feels like sweater weather but by the time lunch rolls around you’ve already had to peel of a layer or two but there is a definite sense of summer drifting away and I don’t like endings. At least we have a series of holidays to look forward to. I’ve been working on a costume for my pup and I can’t wait!