All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. Itās like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldnāt even possibly be this excited.
RIP Roger Rees :(

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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. Itās like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldnāt even possibly be this excited.
RIP Roger Rees :(
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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