The Fart Journal

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Who knows what evil lurks in the farts of men?

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no part of the human body should be capable of producing the kind of smells my butt is churning out this very moment

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had one of those close calls today

the kind that really makes you stop and think back on your life

thought I pooped my pants, but it turned out I didn’t

scary stuff

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I farted the way you fall asleep; slowly, and then all at once.

The Fart in Our Stalls

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I don't know whether it was because of the sound or the smell of the fart, but the neighbors 2 houses down called to ask me if I was okay.

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Had to lock the bathroom door to keep the farts in, but now I'm stuck in here because the door handle melted.

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Judging from the sounds it just made, my butt was a whale in a past life.

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Another possible black friday experiment to try:

Offer to fart in people's faces for $1 and insist that it's normally $100 and that they'd be saving a ton of money. See how many people do it just for the amazing deal.

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Accidentally farted while I was at the front of a line in the store. I've never seen a group of people so accurately imitate a set of dominoes falling over.

New experiment idea: try this on black friday.

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Just released 10 decibels of pure butt thunder.

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Time: 10:42PM

Description: The sound a duck might make if you tried to force it through a spaghetti strainer.

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Time: 3:35PM

Description: It surpassed the Hindenburg Disaster in amounts of both gas and violence.

[atokniiro]

An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic.

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I ripped a huge fart that smelled like white cheddar cheese while we opened our Christmas presents. I'd like to call this "the White Elephant Gift."

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Twas the fart before christmas and all through the house, every creature could smell it, and it stank of dead mouse

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Just passed a poot of such purely putrid pungency that a pile of sulfur appeared in my pants.