Wizards With No Money

Some kinda Kate Bush macramé man trying to use crystals to heal my gingivitis. 🚀✨🔮♓️🔮✨🚀

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

brothers in arms

[radaroreilly]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wumpo-deactivated20190322]

literally nothing on this website will ever be able to top this

[melee-hell]

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[thecarlarossi]

All-time fave

[fartbreakhotel]

SOME TAG, I DUNNO 🌝

Okay so @internethunty tagged me in the ice bucket challenge but I can't swim so here's this tag NAME: Sam Malone, like Ted Danson in Cheers ZODIAC: Pisces with Cancer Moon and Sag Rising (totally into astrology but not horoscopes only for psychoanalysis idk) ♓️ HEIGHT: like 5'8, 5'9 idk taller than most moms but shorter than tall men ORIENTATION: gay wizard NATIONALITY: Irish FAVE FRUIT: raspberries FAVE SEASON: spring 🌺🌸🌺 FAVE FLOWER: not really no FAVE SCENT: lavender, mugwort, cherry, clean people's houses, petrol, gardens, that perfume that ladies with short hair wear, nearly all shampoos, myrrh, lily of the valley etc. FAVE ANIMAL: tigers 🐅 AVG SLEEP: About 5 when I'm working, about 13 when I'm not 💤💤 FAVE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: Lara Croft, Ellen Ripley, Granny Weatherwax, Mahatma Ghandi NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: that's a dumb fuckin question. I sleep with one and have the ability to stick one leg out from under the covers, Jesus ANYWHERE FROM NONE TO 3 DREAM VACATION: Okay I wanna do the Peru-Bolivia-Chile trip I've been thinking about for a while, but also Reykjavik and Kazakhstan BLOG CREATED: 2011 or 2013 ish I dunno. I thought it was supposed to be all æsthetic blogs and travel blogs but now I just subscribe to like 3 people who reblog funny shit and don't talk about themselves enough to get in between the funny shit? Ya feel? Also the occult blogs and freaky niche porn blogs are worth staying for duh I tag y'all, all y'all cause I don't know your names nor do I want to

[goingtobuffalo]

lol at how gay people think they’re oppressed…..walk a mile in a minecraft youtuber’s shoes and tell me how you feel then 🙄😑

[verticallinetest]

👀💅🏽☕️

[tupacabra]

IT’S TEA TIME LADIES

[hungwy]

I WON’T SAY THIS AGAIN.

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

louder for the people in the back!!!!1!

[commiesubs-deactivated20160324]

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[theimpossiblecool]

“I made wine from the lilac tree, Put my heart in its recipe, It makes me see what I want to see, And be what I want to be.”

Nina Simone, 1968.

[hollownarrow]

me af

[winzip]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

[skypestripper]