man

Russ, 26, Chicago

[satyriconmp3]

one thing i will do is root around in my bag

[tenthsfreezeout]

We Are Alive by David Remnick, 2012.

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[tloaak]

much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

[sandmandaddy69]

[frankiedotbiz]

cantaloupe tastes soooooo good when you aint got a bitch in your ear tellin you its nasty

[muirneach]

clarence was always in his sunday best and bruce was always pressed up next to him looking like a wet cat in a cardboard box and in the background theres stevie with the worst outfit you’ve ever laid eyes on and somehow this group of people made the best music ever put to tape

[fartwads]

why did they say that about miami

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure

[fartwads]

btw it won’t be easy but it will be okay

[beardedmrbean]

gotta love the mics

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Girls: I bet he's thinking about other girls

Guys: This

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Everything dies baby that's a fact

But maybe everything that dies someday comes back

[fartwads]

my lesbian aunt after two glasses of rum and diet coke

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

me: *starts cutting up strawberries*

fruit fly that literally didn't exist a second ago:

[free-my-mindd]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

[vogelfrey-deactivated20241120]

im starting up my new business aventure: We will be filming bug porn in a shoe box

[wokeuplaughing]

[notahorseindisguise]

ladies if you jsut felt your panties being blown off fear not its because i just put on a fitted sheet first try