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michael, he/him, 22, homosexual, #1 chris nolan defender

[tisburylanes]

[itslillyillustrates]

type of shit they're doing to ehren on the regular in jackass

[finch-connor]

WE ARE MASSIVE

[finch-connor]

Give him whatever he wants cough up the money I don't give a fuck I want England's next number 1 at leeds

[finch-connor]

WE ARE MASSIVE

[finch-connor]

I like this photo because this is some shit they'd put Harry Styles in and he'd look ridiculous but my boy looks beautiful I bet he could have pulled off the pilgrim outfit

[bsideboy-deactivated20241004]

YOUR MUTUAL'S NEW UGLY GUY PHASE

Round 1

[RED ALERT]

incoming spam

WAVE 1/52

OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

[finch-connor]

HI GORGEOUS💞💞💞💞💞

[finch-connor]

Throwing myself against the walls and screaming like a victorian lady possessed by the spirit of sexual hysteria

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[capacity]

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

[queermania]

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[nedlittle]

age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS