Witness Me

Ariel (She/Her), aspiring writer, will talk about pro-wrestling, the fast and the furious, and romantic comedies forever.

[byjove]

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

[byjove]

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

[funnytwittertweets]

[sassysophiabush]

[satyriconmp3-deactivated2023050]

best thing a song can do is sound like it's from the twilight soundtrack. second best thing a song can do is sound like it's from the new moon soundtrack

[mushroomjawn]

Really wish we could go back to a time when movies were worth something as long as they were fun to watch

Like I mentioned the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot (the all-female one) to someone bc i had a lot of fun watching that movie!! And they were like “that movie wasn’t that good it was just a comedy… It didn’t win anything did it?” like bitch …. The first Ghostbusters movie wasn’t fucking good either but I’m still sitting here watching some dudes chase a ghost through a library to some weird synth music so maybe movies don’t have to win awards to be worth watching

[mushroomjawn]

Not done.

When I ask people about their fave movies I always ask for two:

1) Which movie do you just fuckin. Watch over and over again (mine is Groundhog Day)?

2) Which movie do you recommend to other people/to me specifically?

Like. These are two VERY different questions. I know my bff from high school is obsessed with the star wars prequels like SHE KNOWS THEY AINT GOOD. I asked my roommate the first question and they were like “fuck dude I just love Mrs doubtfire.” Like yeah you’re not gonna be telling every person you meet to watch Mrs doubtfire! But it’s okay if it’s a movie you like some movies are FUN

[lyricwritesprose]

There’s an Ebert review, I believe, of the Brendan Frasier Mummy film.  It basically goes, “k, there’s only one nice thing I can say about this movie, and that’s … I enjoyed pretty much every minute of it.”

Like.  Was it a cinematic masterpiece?  No.  Do you want to pop some popcorn and put it on while you hang out with your D&D group or whatever?  Hell, yeah.  It’s fun.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

-Roger Ebert

[whistlenotes]

[warabou]

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

[fastandfuryroad]

Omg saw you were active for the first time in awhile and wanted to see how you’re doing and also ask if you had any plans to update your hunger games fanfic at all?? I love that fic so much!

Hi, I'm okay, at the moment no plans for that to be updated any time soon (in a bit of a writer's block for that) but I've got some other stuff in the works

[femaleheroes]

Why do you ship Supercorp?

(just curious)

No reason at all

[sing-from-the-hair-deactivated2]

Christmas with the SuperCorps

[fastandfuryroad]

Instructions Unclear (+ Other Stories)

A Supercorp Fanfiction:

You know those days where you’re like...this might as well happen.

Or:

An escalating sibling rivalry combined with growing insecurities and the general feeling of not being good enough leads the younger, very much non-superpowered, Luthor-Danvers child to accidentally yeet herself into the past.

(first three chapters are this story - the rest is bonus one shots - story does update when a new idea hits - I also occasionally take prompts and by occasionally I mean I love prompts provided they fall within my wheelhouse of skill sets.)

Read On AO3

[eternalgirlscout]

the whole world would have ended if katara hadn’t gotten incoherently, righteously enraged with her brother and THAT’S the power of the cain instinct

[eternalgirlscout]

[barbarahoward]

I really like you.

I really like you too.

[redoqs]

Patrick: *gives us specific episodes to watch out for, tells us that Harley and Ivy will hook up, says that Harlivy will be endgame*

Some of y’all every episode: Are these two gonna get together or...???

[cthulhus-curse-deactivated20240]

Becky: I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work! Any time I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom. Right away. I had a different problem.

Sasha: She makes a strong case.

[sakura-haruka]

#ICONIC

[chryswatchesgot]

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