Everybody Poops

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

[jerryterry]

download added by request, available here

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

[emiria]

my kinda diet

[megasonger]

[titenoute]

[scudworthy]

garfield comics

[dutchstore]

Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille

[maroonracoon]

“Giraffe Soup”

Here’s to my bfa1 film at calarts. I made it all with my own two hands, a load of friends, and a beautiful score by liz  thanks for watching! 

[sumoswine]

Shermshermsherm. My Calarts film for this year!

[smellestine]

oh my god this is so good

[lackofa]

please watch this. especially if you’re feeling sad

[emoshiro-deactivated20170927]

i have a newfound respect for meme makers, I am not cut out for the life

[donidarkowitz]

[browsedankmemes]

[vriska1]

[witchblade]

in contrast to star trek, the more i learn about the star wars universe, the more i wish i hadn’t. every new tidbit of information feels like the franchise spiraling further out of my reach, it’s like world-unbuilding 

[lesbianrey]

are you familiar w/ hohass

[lesbianrey]

“pull the trigger, piggy” -hohass

[weloveshortvideos]

Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[cracked]

Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It’s nothing but a simple torch Snake used earlier to find his way out of a cave, but if you jam it up The Fear’s ass, he goes up like a 1977 Ford Pinto.

Technically, the torch can burn any of Snake’s enemies, but most of them are smart enough to go somewhere else when you start poking them with flaming sticks. The programmers either forgot or didn’t bother to teach this trick to The Fear. He has no idea how to react to a colon-first fireball attack, so he will stand there and let the fire devour him. Because what maniac game developer could have foreseen players doing anything this strange?

Any player who spent an hour pumping bullets into The Fear in a straight gunfight knows he’s absurdly tough, so it takes forever for the fire to finish him off. Luckily, he will never figure out what’s going on, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of roasting butthole.

6 Ways To Beat Game Bosses That The Designers Didn’t Intend

[gaelic-galpal]

this is hideo kojima we’re talking about, he most definitely intended for you to defeat a boss by shoving a torch up their ass

[wunkolo]

Hey dudes this is a plugin I just finished for Adobe After Effects(PC/MAC) that can do some authentic high quality dithering/halftoning for both 8 bit and 16 bit colors with 26 different dithering algorithms and 21 different popular color palettes to quantize to so you can easily retro-stylize your footage to get that limited color palette effect.

Get it here!

[idontwikeit]

He’s an amazing character, come on! I have it like this big– the one that I have, he’s always there looking at me. It’s lovely! And the texture…the texture! I’m very curious to actually touch the texture.

Meanwhile, Felicity:

[disteal]

We have to kinkshame rogue 1

[markocomics]

Some PTR change pics. It was suppose to be shorter but i went all the way.