rising tensions

retired ghost 🍹 she/her in this house we disrespect joanne

[verymerrymart]

[skyrigel]

[despazito]

[nextchapter]

ohh i'm daniel molloy. i sold millions of copies of my best-selling novel. i'm a beast at bowling. i've got the french bengali smokeshow pinned against the wall. man fuck you

[bobby-luv]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[kinokozy]

I can never get enough tomarry growing up together fics 😩😭

[iamnotelixr]

me when we're in the

HURT

part of Hurt/Comfort

[florencly]

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

[american-gothic]

[lifeandjournal]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[m-au3-blog]

Two bitches telling each other

“I don’t have trauma”

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[serialkillerdave]

🖕👁️👅 👁️ 🖕

[florencly]

\👶/

[kosmogrl]

[cancan-jpg]

"If it's any consolation, you will be hailed as a hero"

Mary play the 'THEY. WANT. YOU' bit from In_The_Navy-The_Village_People.mp3 🚀😔