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[glittering-carnage]

I can’t believe I even have to do this, but this is my best friend, and has been for the best part of a decade. She went missing on Thursday night and hasn’t been seen since. Please, if you’re from the northern part of the UK, keep your eye out for any suspicious activity or anyone who looks like her, if not, please just signal boost the hell out of this, I’m literally begging you at this point. This girl got me through the lowest points of my life and I can safely say I wouldn’t be alive without her. Please help us find her.

[katswenski]

Don’t mix alcohol and energy drinks, kids, it’s not good for you. Neither is drinking four solo cups worth of energy shots.  My website – My Instagram (NEW!) – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[worthit965]

Wait !!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ! Wait a minute

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat This is amazing Mind blowing 🤯

[yourlocaluselesslesbian]

Dear lesbian Jesus please make America gay again amen

[aspidities]

All tops when this song comes on in the club be like

[neutralbacteria]

[imsillyonline]

@issacups

[tim-lucy]

things to look for in a man: 1. jake 2. peralta 3. jake peralta

[fuckyahumor]

yep no doubt no doubt no doubt

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[maajenka]

When people walk slow in front of you

[elladobdelapupa]

[disregardwomen-deactivated20130]

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

[trustliterallynoone]

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

[discard-and-discover-deactivate]

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

[awkwardteenagenerves]

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

[lexaskiss]

i love all of your moms

[kadenonio]

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

[simplypurkey]

That last story is worth reblogging

[mahkoons]

hello i would like to hold hands

[okay]

[murdershegoat]

the killers played mr. brightside at their first ever performance in a cafe open mic imagine being in a fucking cafe and hearing one of the best songs of the 21st century being played for the first time

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[saltycashew]

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

[warm-suggestions]

Sometimes you just have to rest. The world can wait.

[satanstrousers]

[errorr-404]

idk whether I’d like a lapdance, cuddles or kisses rn, probably all 3