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#too real #me #relatable #depression #nice #im gonna be ok though i got a roommate

kuromilesbian-deactivated202205

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

#fucking fave #laughs #same #me #mood

victorious

susemoji

where do these white dads come from

#laughs #i live for this #idk my tags anymore #this gives me life #i dont even wanna be on tumblr

I’m trying to avoid tumblr bc it’s a time waster and I’m depressed and need to do actual things instead of look at my phone. Small steps. Just wanted to say I’m banging my coworker but I couldn’t prevent my shitty brain from crushing on him. I’ll let u know when this ends up in heartbreak. For now it’s lovely, but it’s always lovely at first ;;;;;;;

#the saga of madison’s suffering #life #crush #unfortuneate

mcrauders

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

mcrauders

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly.

#ummmm #same #i experience this a decent amount and i work at a petstore which is relatively safe #men

porterr-robinson

#i love shit like this #laughs #screams #birb #a classic #im honestly pissinf i love this video so much u cannot fathom #the depth of my love

golfgalaxy

#the skateboard triggers me but #invoke the chaos #how im tryna be #i feel certain that tag is wrong

jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

#gpod post #i like it #quality #cats

weloveshortvideos

When you and the Taco Bell guy connect on a whole new level

millenniumitem

[A car pulls up to a Taco Bell drive-through window.]

Taco Bell employee (over intercom): How are you doing tonight? Driver: I wanna fuckin’ die! Taco Bell employee: Same. (pause, then with extra emphasis:) Same.

@captioned-vines @cc-videos @waitwhatdidtheysay

#laughs #big mood #relevant #crush #crush 2.0 #i guess

so my crush crushed me (go figure) but im getting better every day. unfortunately now I’m being gay to my og crush, who I had sex with IN THE STORE while we were WORKINg, ON THE CLOCK, ILLEGAL WORK SEXKS but I’m not even tripping over that. It was freeing. It was good. I needed that maybe. They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, binch that may be some TRU shit