fate + feather

[fate-and-feather]

From Midnight Mass

[fate-and-feather]

Social Anxiety Disorder? nah. we all suffer different kinds at different levels.

how bout these:

🧡Social Ability Discombobulation

🔥Social Apprehension Disposition

☄️Social Avoidance Dexterity

✨Social Allergy Distancing

⭐️Social Aptitude Dispathy

dispel the stigma!!!

which SAD are you? i’m 🧡

[fate-and-feather]

Purple.

- If blue, I'd die soon. Pain & injury keeps death risk low.

- If black, I'd be driven far away from society, either by my own insanity, or by exile

- If green, I'd become paranoid

- Super-man powers? I actually wouldn't mind those

[fate-and-feather]

*passive aggressively* let’s make breakfast, shall we?

*slaps book on counter* this is a simple recipe

*grits teeth* it requires eggs, flour, and YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL

[pianjeong]

so many songs to listen to. so many books to read. so many things to watch. so much stuff to write. i think i will sit here and decompose

[fate-and-feather]

my mission: to banish the decomposition mindset. (if you see me merely sitting and doing nothing but losing brain cells, yell at me.)

[colorfeels]

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

[playgrounder]

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

[hygienequeen-deactivated2016021]

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

[fate-and-feather]

these pictures are quite unnerving—mind-boggling, really.

[ayumiko]

Makise Kurisu for my girl Lari <3 

[fate-and-feather]

Sending good vibes your way! Shipped with Priority Mail, estimated time of delivery on Tuesday. Package will be envelope sealed with duct tape.

[six-months-from-never]

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

“TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY”

[chandraleeschwartz-deactivated2]

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

“There is a castle on a cloud…”

[anemic-love-deactivated20180905]

*holds broom horizontally*

“Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!”

[nerdnuggets]

*sweeps broom angrily*

“IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!”

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

[gumptin]

*hits broom handle on the ground and tap dances* LOOK AT ME! IM THE KING OF NEW YORK!

[goth-miss-piggy]

*gently places broom against a wall* I’m the belle of the ball in my own little corner!

[scriblonza]

*broom starts dancing of its own accord* BE. OUR. GUEST!

[helena-rubinstein-deactivated20]

so apparently musicals have a thing for brooms huh

[osheamobile]

we all love a sweeping musical number

[fate-and-feather]

To be fair, chip bags need a ton of air. It might frustrate customers since there could be more chips replacing all that air but if there was no air all the chips would be completely crushed.

Air saves the chips. Be thankful for the captivated atmospheric chip cushion

[fate-and-feather]

concept: Video games are merely free limited versions of alternate realities. We don’t know how to access the full package deal where we can actually fully enter those realities so we continue to live in the free versions and call it “playing games.”

[klappert-art]

twilight drift

[fate-and-feather]

how to have a writer aesthetic

Tea or coffee stains will happen without asking permission, just give it time. Broken pencils, disorganized notebooks, vascular pieces of deceased extraterrestrial lifeforms, and vials filled with the blood of your enemies are great as far as mere essentials go. I might also add the suggestion of a corkboard of apologetic letters to murdered characters justifying their deaths.

[fate-and-feather]

Me: End Times 

 Eschatologist:  *opens Bible, serenely clears throat* ...the first systematic preterist exposition of prophecy was written during the Counter Reformation... 

Scientist: so, rogue black holes, and gamma ray bursts, oHHH floOD basALT VOLcanOS. Sulphoric gases!!!!

[fate-and-feather]

so THATS how it works. Well, you don’t say!!

[glumshoe]

Where does the blood go when a vampire feeds? If the stomach can hold a volume of around one quart of liquid, and the average adult human has around four to eight quarts of blood, how does a vampire drain a victim without rupturing something internally? Is the blood going to waste? Are they feeding only on small people? Or are they hollow inside and the blood fills up parts of their bodies other than their stomachs?

[alleenickel]

I'd imagine a liquid diet would be very quick and easy to process, so it's likely that the blood doesn't spend much time in their stomachs at all before moving on to the small intestine. Perhaps they can process blood so quickly it drains out of their stomachs before they're finished feeding.

[glumshoe]

So you think maybe they’re just constantly pissing themselves when they’re hunting, like vampire bats?

[gallusrostromegalus]

That, or they’re taking a lot longer to Drain a victim than has been depicted in movies- A Tiger can eat 80lbs of meat in a sitting but a deer weighs more than that, and Tigers kill on an average of once a week, so it’s taking a couple of days to polish off the deer.

Perhaps a Vampire drains a victim not over a course of minutes but hours.  Perhaps the Masquerade Ball is the natural hunting ground of the vampire not for the abundance of prey (pretty dumb young things can be found all over) but because of the timing- they take place in the early evening so a Vampire has the opportunity to get the most out of it’s victim before it has to retreat back to it’s coffin?

[praise-the-lord-im-dead]

I always thought it would be cool if the blood entered their veins and allowed them to feel almost alive/human again. That way, they could actually drink an entire human's worth of blood in one sitting and it would make sense.

[marlynnofmany]

I like that idea!  I generally just assumed they didn’t drink enough in one sitting to make for a problem.  A victim being “completely drained of blood” could easily be an exaggeration, after all.

There’s also an explanation that I’ve been fond of for years, from one of my favorite Cheesy 80′s Vampire Movies (Nightlife): vampires don’t just need the blood.  They need the adrenaline.  The “fear” in their victims’ blood.  That can take a story in some interesting directions, which the movie does.

[praise-the-lord-im-dead]

Ooooo. There's an idea...