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@fate-is-beautiful
Ritsuka: Who…who are you?
Mecha Eli: Why I’m Elizabeth.
Ritsuka: *Squints*
What kind of fool do you take me for?
*Points to Elizabeth Brave*
She’s Eli!
*Points to Camilla*
She’s Eli! You’re Eli! I’M ELI! ARE THEIR ANY OTHER ELI’S I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.
CinderEli: Master~!
Ritsuka: …I’m outta here.
I don’t normally complain or do this, because it is what it is, a servant is adored by someone out there. I don’t particularly like the WAY they did Blackbeard, but I have friends who do, and that’s good for them! ^_^ I won’t bash him or their opinions about him, but I can’t take another Liz. PLEASE! We could have servants that are really REALLY high demand, but we’re getting another Liz. You know how long people have been asking for Galahad? Or sheesh, give use the alter at least. We’re just slowly watching Artoria, Jeanne, and Liz invade every class until they become the Avatar, master of the saint graph.
Cú: Shishou, when we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?
Scathach: …What?
Cú: If you’re waiting on your waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter?
Scathach: You skipped training for this
Cú: How do you throw away a garbage can?
Scathach: STOP!
Cú: Why is it called taking a dump when you’re leaving it behind?
Scathach: …
Cú: …
Scathach: Done?
Cú: Aye.
Scathach: You’ve got a 5 second head start.
Scathach: Okay, you know what, YOU’RE IN TIME OUT! SÉTANTA, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! Get up there!
Cú Chulainn: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Fergus: That’s it dude, you are about to get it!
Setanta: Wait wait wait a-WAIT!
Fergus: What?!
Setanta: I’m baby.
Fergus, about to throw a punch: The fuck does that even—
Scathach: Hey, stop! Wait, you can’t do that.
Fergus: WHAT?
Scathach: He’s baby! You can’t...you can’t just do that!
Setanta, sticking his tongue out: *Makes a fart noise with his mouth.*
Fergus: You fockin—
Scathach: Yeah, well he’s baby, SO-
Mori: I got called a murderer at the cafe.
Nobu: What happened?
Mori: Ootono, I got called a murderer a-
Nobu: Yeah I get that, but why?
Mori: Oh! Because I murdered a guy in the cafeteria.
Nobu: Okay, what did you do next?
Mori: Ordinarily, everyone else would have died as well, but I remembered that ‘self restraint’ thing you were talking about before. So, I didn’t do it. Instead, I cleaned up.
Nobu: The mess? The body?
Mori: MY CLOTHES! Ootono, you’ve gotta pay attention to the story! So I left to go get cleaned up, leaving the guy on the floor. Everyone started screaming for some reason as I ran down the hall, covered in blood. And then it hit me!
Nobu: Oh god no. What did you realize?
Mori: They probably thought it was my blood. So I reassured them, and they only started screaming more. Some started running away. And so, that’s how I ended up in your room.
Nobu: Still not cleaned up.
Mori: Still not cleaned up.
Nobu:......Just another Friday.
Scathach: Master, what’s a ‘Chariot Coupon?’
Ritsuka: O-oh....yeah, Medb gave them to me. Something about....riding...and love.
Scathach: Sétanta, let’s have a chat with a certain pink rider.
Cu Chulainn: Like a ‘chat chat?’ Or should I get the shovel...
Scathach:.....
Cu Chulainn: Alright, this feels like a shovel and spear conversation...
Lancer Cu: Hey, do you think I could fit 5 marshmallows in my mouth?
Scathach: You’re a hazard to society.
Berserker Cu: And a coward! Do twenty.
Atalanta: Jack?!
Jack: We’re here!
Atalanta: Nursery Rhyme?!
Nursery: Present!
Atalanta: Okay, good....everyone made it back safely. I’m so relieved.
Ritsuka: What about Achilles?
Atalanta: WHAT ABOUT HIM?
Ritsuka: N-Nevermind then.
Master: Lancer, you’ve been working really hard lately. I think it’s about time you receive a grail....if you’re willing of course!
Cú Chulainn, sporting a shit-eating grin: Hey shishou, guess what I’m about to get~
Scatchach: On my nerves.
Scathach: Do you have any idea why I stopped you all?
Lancer Cu, on a motorcycle: Nope.
Berserker Cu: ....
Proto Cu: Beats me.
Scatchach: There’s 3 Of you riding that tiny motorcycle, and not a single one of you see a problem?
Lancer: Jokes on you shishou, there’s 4 of us.
Scatchach: There’s 3 of you idiots.
Lancer: Ther-
Berserker: Caster fell off 10 minutes ago.
Proto Cu: Why didn’t you say anything?!
Berserker: Because I’m not exactly hating the leg room.
Cu Chulainn: Oi, goldie, come here for a sec. Master requested that we get along, or rather..become some form of friends.
Abigail: Oh...okay. If master wishes, then I’ll do my best.
Cu Chulainn: Don’t do your best, just relax. Here, I have just the thing to bring at least one of us joy.
Abigail, cautiously stepping forward: No one will get hurt, right?
Cu Chulainn, whispering into her ear: Walk into the kitchen and then approach that archer- *Inaudible* ....got it?
Abigail, puzzled expression, but listens anyway: U-ummm...Archer, Sir!?!
Emiya: Oh? Abigail, does mast-
Abigail: Can I get a BONELESS pizza?!
Emiya: ......I-....Abby, what? I don’t understand.
Abigail: That means your pizza has bones in it.
Cu Chulainn, wheezing outside the kitchen door: Ahhhhh, she actually did it! Worth the abdominal pain!
Semiramis: Welcome to the red faction meeting. Here, we shall discuss plans, voice complaints, and explain our wishes. Who’s first?
Shakespeare: Yes I have a complaint!
Semiramis: Now I’m going to stop you there. Faction members who actually do something are permitted to complain.
Amakusa: No, let’s not be mean. Go on caster.
Shakespeare: Being a playwright, you’re constantly looking for inspiration and exciting things to write about. Well the other day, I happened to be carrying a rather large ensemble of books. I noticed rider over my shoulder, walking the same way I was, so I asked him for assistance. He stared me directly in the eyes, and mind my assumed French ‘Ok Boomer’ before he walked ahead to bother archer.
Teary eyed Achilles: I’m not apologizing, it was great!
Amakusa:....So, caster what are you asking for?!
Shakespeare: RESPECT?!
Atalanta:.......Ok Boomer
Achilles: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Got em!
Semiramis: Truly a life more tragic than his plays.
Amakusa: ....Agreed.
Why haven’t you edited a cowboy hat on diarmuid yet
I don’t have Photoshop nor the time or will to put in the effort.
whoops, my finger slipped
This is everything, thank you.
I heard we were editing cowboy hats onto celts…
A challenger approaches!
This is the quality I’ve come to adore from y’all.
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IT’S SO WHOLESOME
This warms my heart so much.
Welcome I suppose?
Honestly, I received a lot of followers since the last two quotes post I did, and I wanted to say thank you...also welcome! Hell, it’s still getting likes. While I wanted to say thank you, I wanted to answer some things in my inbox that a few are asking, because a lot are repeats.
Favorite servant: That’s actually very tough for me as I love all of the Celtic servants and the Japanese servants with all my heart. Nobunaga among the Japanese servants, but I can’t pick my favorite from the Celts...they’re too great.
NA or JP: I actually play on both. However, NA I have the worst luck and I recently got into last year. That’s the account that I only have casters and emiya on. XD
Do I welcome asks and chatting: Yes, sorry this page was dead and holy hell this question is months overdue, but yes I do. Promise I’ll be active now that I’m done with university....for now at least.
Favorite Fate Anime and why: Apocrypha, Amakusa.
And finally, any other anime I watch: A lot actually...oh god my Crunchyroll list is colossal. BNHA, Food Wars, Shield Hero, Nanatsu No Taizai, Kimetsu No Yaiba, Fruits Basket, and I’m still reading Tensei Shitara Suraimu Datta Ken, but those are only some of my favorites. Hit me up with some of your favorites or recommendations though.
