Eldwitch, the Vagabond

He/they, faggot (bi), and one of them Gamers™️. I'm literally just some dude. 18. pfp by @ spookykinzie on Twitter :)

[pradadada6]

It’s the principle of sh1t. If you don’t want me doing it to you, don’t do it to me.

[wanderer-chronicles]

TIK-TOKKER DETECTED

[butterandscotch]

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[striders]

can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

[mothman-did-nothing-wrong]

[toastbutteregg]

[kedreeva]

You folks have seen some very cute mice from me but... I'm not sure you're ready for... Him.

[kedreeva]

But... He must be shared, so...

[kedreeva]

But wait there's more. Allow me to show you: so chill that when his foot slipped off he just laid down rather than pull it up again

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

Get you one who can do both 😍

[hemi528i]

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner

[senthemink]

Dope

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

where? *drops to all fours*

[madderhatter]

endless curses…  malediction even

[alyreallylovesfilms]

[wayneradiotv]

hate this. put the WHOLE DAMN NUMBER !

[sebmal]

whole number is so hard. replace it with smiley face or frowny face and make us guess if the number is good or bad

[wayneradiotv]

this one doin numbers

[catasters]

[puffins-and-bears]

[growlyghost]

BE UNMADE, BEAST

[radiofreederry]

[rainydayscore]

having foreplay with a woman is a lot like starting a steam engine, you have to get her hot and steamy, apply lubrication, shove coal inside her, be wearing overrals, etc etc

[memewhore]

[ericism]

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

[ericism]

[hellothepixel]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

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