Gwen

*bowling pins falling over*

[puffins-and-bears]

[growlyghost]

BE UNMADE, BEAST

[viejospellejos]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[wholesome-animal-images]

@wholesome-animal-images

[t4tmoomommy]

i went to the chao garden and everyone knew you

[t4tmoomommy]

oh and they said to tell you

Visit Original Link

[dogpuppy]

[grox]

Yo mama so broke her paycheck just says "Sorry"

[frogmoss1]

yo mama so tall she climbed the entire state building in one minute

[whatthefuck1200]

rare mutual just liked my post.. 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓷𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮

[sirartwork]

Lemme see a cranky Frieza

[knuckleduster]

i feel like we need to spread the original of this around again bc everyone's been quoting it as "y bugs" or "et bugs"

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[niuniente]

I had an American landlord. I got sick with a regular sore thraot and some fever. She gave me medication for sore throat which you can buy from a grocery stores in the USA. She said so herself. I had hallucinations for the first time ever that night after that medication. Sickness was immediately gone the next day. I have not hallucinated before or ever since when sick or under medication, not even when waking up from anesthesia after surgeries or having a 41C fever.

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[thedepressionoftrees]

Fucking fantastic image

[lovecraftpleb]

I've seen so many of this guy's vids and the only explanation I can muster for their accuracy is that he was raised from birth in a dog kennel

[fangirltothefullest]

^^^^^ He also does videos where he's members of heaven inventing dogs, and ones where he interviews himself as people who are potential dog owners... so you're right. It has to be the only explanation.

[bathroomcube]

[laurbyboom]

[yamada-ryo]

reslap to bald his blog head

[sanitymakesposts]

Cook her a meal then fuck her with it

— the sex chef 😈🧑‍🍳