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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick itâs a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulousÂ
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where youâre coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
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Excerpts for a 1920's newspaper during the Spanish Flu
i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying âwhere are you? who are you?â from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely
things that humans have sent to space as a friendly gesture that make me cry my eyes out:
- whale songs
- sounds of footsteps, laughter and a kiss
- an hour-long recording of the brainwaves of someone who was, among other thoughts, thinking about what it is like to fall in love
- an illustration of two people holding hands
- so many sentences in almost 60 languages, including these: âFriends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.â âGreetings from a computer programmer in a small university town on planet Earth.â âAre you well?â âWe are happy here and you be happy there.â âHow's everyone? We all very much wish to meet you, if you're free please come and visit.â âWishing you happiness, health and many years.â âWelcome home. It is a pleasure to receive you.â
Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasnât it.
I thought this was funny so I sent it to my family on our group chat. I probably should have paused before doing that because the last message in that chat was my dad memorializing the anniversary of my great grandmaâs deathâŠâŠ
harry, you have your motherâs sass.
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience itÂ
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voiceâąïž that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50âs. The analogy itself.
Itâs all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winningâąïž
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Hereâs the âhorse loose in a hospitalâ bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
âI DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.â OMG
God Iâve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. Heâs as funny as yâall make him out to be tbh
This is my favorite video ever
Iâm going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.
You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.
I fucking adore this man
i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that
i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything
THATâS WHERE IT COMES FROM
âthatâs what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horseâ
HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL
OHHH SO THATâS WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT
Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.
i forgot how much i loved this bit
Finally, a sane celebrity who doesnât bend the knee to feminist bullshit.
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My god I love her.
I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God sheâs RIGHT.
When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. Iâve youâve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a âlookâ.
Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesnât last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a âlookâ.
The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a âlookâ.
Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people donât even think they exist.
You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carterâs actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.
Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.
If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh âWolverineâ Jackman here.
Yeah, he is ripped, isnât he?
Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of âwater weightâ.Â
Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.
As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, âIf You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout âRoll it!â
Itâs the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.
According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables.Â
Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as âWorldâs Most Shredded Manâ as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%âŠ
⊠But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of oneâs body for longer periods of time.
I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human thenâŠ
There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydrationâŠ
And letâs not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as âMegarexiaâ or âBigarexiaâ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia
Yeah, itâs a thing, but itâs barely talked about, since itâs apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorderâŠ
So⊠Thanks Hollywood?
I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.
dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failure okay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says âthats not good enoughâ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about âone day away from organ failureâ thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting
real feminism acknowledges the unhealthy standards that men are held to. radfems brush them off as non-existent
guys, feminism is for you, too. itâs for all of us.
Unrealistic body images helps no one and actively hurts men too!!
since the discussion of that they put henry cavill through for the witcher is floating around my blog, i want to add this too,.
one of the reasons producers get away with this in men and no one criticizes it is because we are fed the lie that this body type is 1) attainable and 2) healthy.
We know starving women down to skinniness is unhealthy, but you see an overmuscled man and you donât immediately think dehydration.Â
i love this whole thread but uh
this IS feminism. being able to speak out about that? thatâs the most feminist thing she could have done. donât call it bullshit, because this is IMPORTANT. these men are being starved and dehydrated and basically just hurt over and over again so that people can drool over their muscles and no one (by which i mean the audience) realizes something is wrong. so donât say that this isnât feminism, because it is. it really, really is.
Remember when Zac Efron ate pasta in his Netflix show and cried afterwards?
Also that Natalie Dormer headline is 100% feminist thank you @crying-at-ikea for your service.
whatpath:
Yes, lets imagine a world WITHOUT MUSLIMS, shall we?
Without Muslims you wouldnât have:
Coffee
Cameras
Experimental Physics
Chess
Soap
Shampoo
Perfume/spirits
Irrigation
Crank-shaft, internal combustion engine, valves, pistons
Combination locks
Architectural innovation (pointed arch -European Gothic cathedrals adopted this technique as it made the building much stronger, rose windows, dome buildings, round towers, etc.)
Surgical instruments
Anesthesia
Windmill
Treatment of Cowpox
Fountain pen
Numbering system
Algebra/Trigonometry
Modern Cryptology
3 course meal (soup, meat/fish, fruit/nuts)
Crystal glasses
Carpets
Checks
Gardens used for beauty and meditation instead of for herbs and kitchen.
University
Optics
Music
Toothbrush
Hospitals
Bathing
Quilting
Marinerâs Compass
Soft drinks
Pendulum
Braille
Cosmetics
Plastic surgery
Calligraphy
Manufacturing of paper and cloth
It was a Muslim who realized that light ENTERS our eyes, unlike the Greeks who thought we EMITTED rays, and so invented a camera from this discovery.
It was a Muslim who first tried to FLY in 852, even though it is the Wright Brothers who have taken the credit.
It was a Muslim by the name of Jabir ibn Hayyan who was known as the founder of modern Chemistry. He transformed alchemy into chemistry. He invented: distillation, purification, oxidation, evaporation, and filtration. He also discovered sulfuric and nitric acid.
It is a Muslim, by the name of Al-Jazari who is known as the father of robotics.
It was a Muslim who was the architect for Henry Vâs castle.
It was a Muslim who invented hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes, a technique still used today.
It was a Muslim who actually discovered inoculation, not Jenner and Pasteur to treat cowpox. The West just brought it over from Turkey
It was Muslims who contributed much to mathematics like Algebra and Trigonometry, which was imported over to Europe 300 years later to Fibonnaci and the rest.
It was Muslims who discovered that the Earth was round 500 years before Galileo did.
The list goes onâŠâŠâŠ..
Just imagine a world without Muslims. Now I think you probably meant, JUST IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TERRORISTS. And then I would agree, the world would definitely be a better place without those pieces of filth. But to hold a whole group responsible for the actions of a few is ignorant and racist. No one would ever expect Christians or White people to be held responsible for the acts of Timothy McVeigh (Oklahoma bombing) or Anders Breivik (Norway killing), or the gun man that shot Congresswoman Giffords in head, wounded 12 and killed 6 people, and rightly so because they had nothing to do with those incidents! Just like the rest of the 1.5 billion Muslims have nothing to do with this incident!
Sources:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-islamic-inventors-changed-the-world-469452.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-29/world/muslim.inventions_1_hassani-inventions-muslim?_s=PM:WORLD
http://www.ummahedinburgh.co.uk/radio/files/Muslim-Invention-Article.pdf
I couldnât be happier to reblog this.
this is amazing.
is is this supposed to sound *bad*?
It was hard to read in the screenshot so I found it and blew it up:
I legit donât see a problem with any of this. Am I supposed to be mad aboutâŠwhat, weed? Healthcare? Unions? Trains???
omg no not TAXING THE RICH đ±
Omg what is this utopia
Reasons I love Megan Denise Fox.
Her eloquence on objectification and misogyny.
I have always and will always adore this woman