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illingsworth

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dx9iCNwoF4)

minimalmikee

All facts.

iicki-vicki

I’m I’m still gon 100% dump his 3% cheating ass

minimalmikee

That’s no way to treat a good man.

onesizefitzsimmons

A good man cheats on his girl?

minimalmikee

Yes. He gotta put her through adversity cause what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.

keepitjazzzy

Wtf?

fuckthisblogshit

This is jokes

macmanny

When u 100% agree with being a 97% good man a 3% savage

minimalmikee

Apparently an A+ isn’t good enough for these women.

naturalneeshia

That 3% will have your ass dumped and cut in my book.

crimeshetyped

Wooooow this is really a debate? Okay let’s switch the roles

So females are allowed to fuck other dudes once a month then??

minimalmikee

Yo can we refrain from using misogynistic terms like “females”? That’s very dehumanising.

crimeshetyped

^^^this male is a dumbass

kingrudegyalchina

Guys what’s going on ?

gogoadaggio

this nigga just out here clowning

quixon

If someone offered you 97% of a footlong sub you gon pass it up because it’s missing 0.36 of an inch?

Such pride.

minimalmikee

Great analogy my brotha.

dailydoseofblackgirlmagic

I am confusion. Ain’t no grades or percents in my relationship. You’re either with me or you’re not. It’s pretty simple. You wanna fuck other women? Then don’t be with me and go fuck everyone and anyone. Dragging me along isn’t tolerated.

quixon

I can’t believe women are being so selfish about this. You guys aren’t being rational.

Please try to see reason.

gochellzgo-deactivated20170221

Shit some chicks only getting 50% of a man and they’re fine with that but don’t want the 97% -.-

minimalmikee

^^This why black men date white girls. Nothing is ever good enough for black women.

quixon

Amen my A+ brother. While I love my ebony sistas, white women completely understand that an A+ Guy is a catch and would definitely appreciate him for the 97% he does bring to the table instead of harassing him for the 3% he falls short on.

I love my coffee black but there isnt anything wrong with a little more cream 👌🏾

writeinblack

These niggas preachin. Church in session.

womanphantomm

holy fuck I can’t even deal with the ignorance these dudes continue to type on this post goodnight lmao

fionasgallghers-deactivated2017

“This is why black men date white women.”

This is so telling of your character, not the women you date or choose to date. It says more about you than it does about them which is straight up degrading. Everything about this post is degrading. To say to ANY woman that they’re being irrational because they want to be with someone who is 100% down for them…not this bullshit 97% while you expect them to be 100 with you is all I see that’s irrational.

Honestly where is the fucking logic? To place some kind of capital on women and you expect US to respect you?

Please. Miss me with that bullshit.

writeinblack

Would you turn down 97% of a foot long sub tho?

onstagedreamchasin

Fuck that 3%. What the actual fuck happened to being a 100% good dude. Let’s say you put yourself in her shoes. If your girl cheated on you once a month you’d be fucked up. Don’t get it twisted and think you got all the options. The ratio of Black women to men is like 7:1.

writeinblack

If somebody offer me 97% of a foot long steak sub imma eat.

ambulencia

White woman here saying I’d dump your ass too, these ladies got it right! You’re nuts.

medic-man-deactivated20160711

What those dudes don’t realize is women are like a course you audit. It’s either pass or fail. This shit ain’t highschool.

coffeequ33n-deactivated20200525

Dudes never once answered the flip side. Why the fuck is it so hard to fathom that this shit has nothing to do with numbers you cheat on her once you’re unfaithful and don’t deserve her, she is going to dump your ass same as you dipshits would if she cheated on you. But I guess your dumbass analogies are the only thing you understand lemme stoop down to your ignorant level and explain it like i would to a child, which you fucking are. Damn right I am gonna deny that sandwich I paid for a footlong, not gonna accept anything less. I pay for 100% of a sandwich, I better get fucking 100% of it. But relationships aren’t sandwiches and aren’t numbers. They are a commitment, and if you aren’t going to be faithful, don’t be in a relationship, shitstain.

writeinblack

Ma'am, the example presented said you were offered a sub, not buying a sub. It’s pretty insensitive to compare a relationship to prostitution.

coffeequ33n-deactivated20200525

It’s pretty fucking stupid to compare a relationship to a stranger giving me a sandwich but here I was catering to your acorn mind. My mistake. If you cant fathom that no one wants to be cheated on I hope you die alone so your dumbass never hurts anyone on the off chance that some poor woman offers her feelings to you.

writeinblack

Ad hominem, very classy ma’am, very classy ideed. Your true colors as an internet bully are shining bright. I wouldn’t expect an EMT to be so hurtful; hope you sleep well tonight with that on your conscience.