hi hope you’re having a nice day

she-her//Leo//INTJ I only like several things

[theheroheart]

Ted Lasso + central themes and messages summarised in quotes

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[fandom626]

[audrey-hepbae]

Incredibles 2 was interesting because it wanted to play to the adult audience who saw the original in theaters and the kids who probably streamed it so you have Jack Jack fighting a raccoon and deep political discussions in the same movie.

[utopians]

they should be allowed to turn away celebrities at the door of the met gala if they didn't dress to the theme

[utopians]

[spidey-kid]

Loki: Your existence is confusing.

Peter: How so?

Loki: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

One must vogue before entering the water

[beecakes]

It’s not (just) to seal your nose! It’s to prevent your neck from breaking! We learned this in lifeguarding (? or diving. I don’t remember). Tuck your chin to your chest and hold it there with your arms. Works for any jump from a very high hight into water! And cross your (straight) legs! So they don’t splay out and break! 

[youwillgetthesehandsmyfrien-blog]

idk wikihow…..that looks pretty gay to me

[oglach-uisce]

We live in a dis toe peeing so sigh titty 😔

[lavender-lily]

[4444555666777888999]

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

[jacobhpb]

god thank you for giving us a better term for when the grapes arent soggy and shit, instead of saying fucking “tight grapes”

[yiffmaster]

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

[mistomaxo]

noo

[tesladyneindustries]

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Bro they fuckin snitched on us 

[therebornofversaille]

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

[biscuttsandgayvy]

[carudamon119]

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

not once did it cross my mind that gru from despicable me was Russian i just thought he was fucked up

[theweirdwideweb]

[nyctosaurid]

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

[dimetrodone]

Undocked unrestrained

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

[brunhiddensmusings]

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

[rabbitfishes]

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

[battlships]

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

[amaronith]

There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

[acefandom103]

[sooske-deactivated20200915]

[myososheep]

[elliottsmithfan]

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again