Runny Butthole

Bridget. Los Angeles. ily. RPDR, dogs, kitties, brit, politics, nature, science, sports,birds, art, apparel, cuisine, religion, news, literature

[girlypopz123]

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[segamascott]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[the-tired-opossum]

im honestly going to cry, thank u whoever sang my shimp a lullaby

[medievaljournalist]

did anyone else notice that they changed elfs. like elfs are different now

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

[latis-ali]

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

[thatlittleegyptologist]

sorry about that 🫠

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[segamascott]

[06-archive]

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

[sick-jan]

[hotvampireadjacent]

There’s a really good book all about this.

Last seen by Judith Giesberg

[snugglesquiggle]

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

[fencehopping]

Baby hummingbirds nested on top of a gargoyle>

[ate-a-chili]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!

[shamebats]

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving