cheese on a stick

active once every three months || he/it

[fatherrats]

Old drawing I've come around to finishing

[adrenaline-revolver]

“Eridians dislike earth because they abandoned Grace.” *Incorrect Buzzer Sound* ya missed the point of the story buddy! It’s not about someone being ‘bad’ it’s about the incredible power of love and that love being worth dying for!

Gimmie Eridians who are absolutely heartbroken to hear that humans where so desperate and so scared that they where willing to part with not just one Grace, there were three of them! Gimmie Eridians touched to find that the humans planned a way for their sacrifices to be as comfortable as possible. Gimmie Eridians who send earth a message saying “We know it must have hurt to send your heroes to die, but one made it and he’s safe here. We lost 22 good Eridians on the journey we would have lost 23 if not for your Grace.”

Give me humans sitting on Earth slowly coming to the conclusion that when we look up not only are we not alone, someone out there is alive because of one of us. That no matter what we think of ourselves a whole species thinks highly of us because we helped save the galaxy. Give me humans who figure out how to send a probe to Erid filled to the brim with messages for Grace and footage of a monument being raised that reads his name, his crews names, and then “in memory of the 22 Eridians who lost their lives on the journey to save the stars.”

[sadmortician]

everybody leaves

[eternalgirlscout]

to be fucking honest. if a man tried to get me fired on my first day at a job and publicly berated me and then i found out he was fully breaking a foundational ethical code of conduct in our profession and i was the reason he got caught, and then he came back to our job and nobody else knew why he'd left in the first place, and he had the fucking GALL to just frame it as "i'm sorry i was an asshole," i'd want to kill him with my bare hands

[aerithcloud]

The yapper of all time got nerfed, so we won.

[fatherrats]

The oiliest gentleman fister around

[fatherrats]

The anatomy on this is low-key so fucked up

[ju-nebugg]

his name is The Max. write it down. remember it.

(alternate versions below the cut)

[ghostlyeris]

okay fine. maxwell's hot

[fatherrats]

"hmmm I wonder which character will be my favourite this season of dimension 20" I say , knowing damn well it's gonna be Murph's pc

[fatherrats]

The oiliest gentleman fister around

[nebbeli]

captcha

[fatherrats]

Drew for the first time in months and it's fucking Rick and Morty fanart

(click for better quality)

[the-haiku-bot]

Drew for the first time

in months and it’s fucking Rick

and Morty fanart

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fatherrats]

Haïku bot on my post , I won

[fatherrats]

Drew for the first time in months and it's fucking Rick and Morty fanart

(click for better quality)

[ash-rigby]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

[ash-rigby]

sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags

[fatherrats]

This post from 2023 still pops off every other month so I thought I'd give redrawing it a go

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[fatherrats]

MY SIBLING MADE ME BABY BILL FOR CHRISTMAS ???? 😭

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