Welcome

I'm a reblogger but I do make my own posts (not often though)

[fatherwhite]

Giveaway

study, chill, sleep, repeat

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

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[sherlock-hannibal]

[fatherwhite]

Guys he's reading tumblr of himself

[fatherwhite]

Part two to the weird breakfast story

So I am sitting eating my reheated pasta kinda bitter about the whole situation and I got a weird thought (that might be a little offensive because with tumblr you never know what's offensive) and the weird groggy 7:00am brain made was and idea for a weird short story where a kid (some dude age 14 I guess) is the son of two hipster gay men and they are talking about how the kid just showed them a hipster photo and they are mad at the kid because they only look at Unknown photographers hipster photos "none of that name-brand shit" is what the parents say and the kid then lies about the next photo he shows them saying its this guy who he doesn't know the name of but in truth he took the photo that morning and the parents ask who took it and the kid goes "dunno some guy who visits the town sometimes, must live nearby to get these shots though." So then the kid lives out one of those sitcom style things where he lives a double life for a week and I have no ending for this idea because my train of thought derailed when someone upstairs dropped a shampoo bottle

[fatherwhite]

My breakfast today part 1

Okay so it’s 7:00am Saturday today and I’m in the kitchen trying to decide on making ramen noodles, pasta, or breakfast. So I finally decide on pasta because our medium sauce pan is clean and our small one was full of jasmine rice (dunno why but it was sitting there on the stove with the lid on but the stove was off and you could tell it had been there more than an hour) so I put the noodles in the pot add water wait 6 minutes and grab a bowl (it takes 12 to cook and I am “making” the sauce) so I put my bowl on the cold part of the stove walk to the fridge open it and low and behold the prego tomato sauce is gone and there is none left and now I’m pressed for time cuz my pasta’s almost done so I check the pantry and no more cans or bottles of sauce so I look in the fridge again see a bowl of meatballs my mom mad the day before and they’re pretty good so I pour some into the bowl (I’m gonna reheat them in the microwave) and I check the pasta it’s done turn off the stove open the microwave to heat the meatballs and I see two ready to hear bowls of pasta explaining the lack of sauce in the fridge so I drain my pasta put it on the meatballs I prepared and take both bowls out of the microwave and reheat one of the other bowls then when it finished reheating took both cold bowls (the one I just made and the larger cold bowl) and put them in the microwave for someone else so that’s how my morning went.

[loafrw]

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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.

Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.

- Wired

[samwheats-moved]

I am laughing so much that there are tears streaming down my face, even at just the description alone.

[itsoperabitch]

I love the harp at the beginning, and then it gets weird.

[fatherwhite]

so i listened to this beautiful piece of music tonight and i couldnt stop laughing it what just ceaseless and im so glad it was made 

[crowmemes]

[meechonmars]

the truth behind the power puff girls

[blackgirlnamedkaivy-deactivated]

😂😁

[fatherwhite]

his name was professor  Utonium

[ingenierodelmonton]

[farinurlaubofficial-deactivated]

this fucking vine. i want steve buscemi to say this. like i want a remake of this vine starring steve buscemi

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

it’s comforting to know we have a backup buscemi in case we lose the other one

[fatherwhite]

so today has been fun so far with the finding of these images while i take this test 

[fatherwhite]

driving test

okay so i’m currently taking the driving test online (and at some points its giving me test anxiety but that’s not what i’m gonna talk about) so while i’ve been taking it there are times they show videos or pictures to help explain what they’re talking about and every so often i save the picture because its funny and i’m gonna post a few that i’ve gathered so far

[unclefather]

[ink-bird]

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

[randomdaisy]

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

[cynicowl]

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

[did-you-know]

There are pencils that turn into plants when you’re done using them. 

The ‘Sprout Pencil’ is the first sustainable pencil in the world that can be planted after use.

“We have chosen the seeds for our pencils with great care, and they germinate quickly: i.e. within 1-3 weeks, depending on the seed variety. Most plants can be grown both indoors and outdoors.” 

It’s made of natural materials: the body is cedar wood, and the “lead” is a mixture of clay and graphite.

Sprout pencils are available in 22 varieties, including sunflower, mint, lavender, sage, forget-me-not, cherry tomato, sweet pea, cilantro, and wild strawberry.

What to do

“When the Sprout Pencil has become too short to write with, it is ready to be planted. Follow the simple instructions below and see your Sprout pencil sprout.”

They are also available in the colored pencil variety, which makes me oh-so-happy! 

Source

[thatweasleychick]

I LOVE THIS

[lickystickypickyzzz]

BIG FAT WANT.

[yohoyohoadisneylifeforme]

Colors Of The Wind from Pocahontas on a Harp w/ Maple 🐶 “Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?”

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

this is so peaceful i almost forgot that i’m dead inside

[hopsjollyhigh]

there are so many layers to why this vine is immaculate. the slight blur of maple in the background. the halo effect on her fur. the warm autumn lighting. there are no flaws to this and i could watch it forever

[busket]

the little bug that flies around maple and makes her ears perk up

[nyctosaurid]

the most underrated su spoiler is that it’s a sci fi

[heliosapphic]

#the build up from them just vaguely explaining everything as magic to ‘they’re aliens that invaded the earth’ is so good

[humorrelated]

A friend recommended me this app and goodness I can’t stop using it! Vent is a MUST HAVE app! The app have so many new emotions and has matured. Vent community is so caring! People express how they feel and in return, they get love and support. Check it out and listen to people and be listened to!! “Vent had gone through puberty”

GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST!

Download the app HERE and have fun :)

Follow me on Vent @rainforce xx

[fatherwhite]

Not that this sounds like an ad but I have already gotten this app before reading this post and it is real good like they did add more emotions than what they had before it is nice to let out feelings sometimes (I suggest irl but if you can't vent is just as good)