Eat the rich

Jay (he/him) im back here bc everything else sucks

[dankxsinatra]

Elephants have learned highway robbery

[frikiskrew]

[faggghaggg]

Hilarious with or without sound

[kripke-is-my-king]

Yes but so much better with sound

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kimmywithay]

as someone who lives far away from any mountains this just doesn’t even seem real

[wayneradiotv]

i see this in my peripheral vision at all times

[mangonetics]

One day you smash a cockroach and it starts saying “1 of 2″

[thyrell]

what if your wife gave birth and the next day it said “0 of 3”

[everythingfox]

Ready for cuddles

(via)

[hotvampireadjacent]

we dont talk enough about the cobwoy from texas whose in bram stokers dracula Quincey P. Morris

I think we should talk about quincey more bc its so funny that there’s a fucking american cowboy hunting dracula in london

[hotvampireadjacent]

#hes canon in castlevania.

i was takling about this on twitter earlier this morning and my friend told me that. thank god the castlevania series didn’t forget Quincey.

[wastelandtrashcan]

[wastelandtrashcan]

Mentioned this post when talking about social media hits, boyfriend didn't believe it was mine at first because he saw it before multiple times lmao... wonder where else this made it

[turbro]

I’m just trying to clean up my hard drive what is this bullshit

[jasper-rolls]

loadbearing silver the hedgehog jpeg

[larmoyante]

“When someone tells you, “I love you,” and then you feel, “Oh, I must be worthy after all,” that’s an illusion. That’s not true. Or someone says, “I hate you,” and you think, “Oh, God, I knew it; I’m not very worthy,” that’s not true either. Neither one of these thoughts hold any intrinsic reality. They are an overlay. When someone says, “I love you,” he is telling you about himself, not you. When someone says, “I hate you,” she is telling you about herself, not you. World views are self views—literally.”

— Adyashanti 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[kallister-kaleidoscope]

[kiiingsnake]

dads the same in all universes 

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

[blademode]

I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver

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[bowserkillmybusdriver]

I gazed long Into the eye of my dream And felt nothing

[carcinisized-deactivated2021112]

im completely fine w/ criticizing how commercialize valentines day is but its so fucking obvious when ppl r using that as a justification for hating the holiday bc theyre bitter

[carcinisized-deactivated2021112]

"valentines day was invented by cooperations to sell more chocolate" You Made Like 15 Posts About How Excited You Were For Halloween 5 Months Ago

[lowpolyanimals]

Silverfish from Minecraft

[cloudymines]

stupid mohterfukcer

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

gay people are like lol. i don’t even care that much. *casts a spell over the west to make you think of me*

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

Self-expression is the internalization of social authority, not the externalization of a “true identity”

It still drives me crazy that this was written in 2014

[by-moonflower-deactivated202401]

yeah i’m just gonna add the quotes that really struck me: