Too Cool for School

Beasty, 36, she/he/they, agender, bisexual, lover of movies, tv, and books. I have the mind of ten ghosts. Feel free to follow or stalk.

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[witchmarsh]

Some mice, for your consideration.

🐁 Squeaking of which, you can wishlist the game on Steam! 🐁

[egberts]

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

[oppidenos]

im not content with this content

[egberts]

i object to that object

[nymph-in-the-yellow-dress]

I need to read what I read again

[kanmae-west]

Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

[wikeni-deactivated20190130]

Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1275

[only-tiktoks]

[blattaro-moved]

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[noisehoarder]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[probablybadrpgideas]

Haven't seen Weird Dice Wednesday for a while, so here's a pair of 12-sided pitted d6s!

hmm, uncomfortable for some reason - paper

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[swimmingblue]

and the mayor's office is probably really glad that this is happening. Because it lets them fix the sort of small problems that effect people on a day-to-day basis, that can be hard to report, but can potentially lead to bigger problems down the line. Plus it's good PR.

[moonlightingcurse]

tom loftis: human disaster

WIDOW'S BAY (2026-)

[fallout-lou-begas]

a woman that i'm dating made me a cake to celebrate me getting off the overnight shift and this cake is a fucking weapon. i think that surely she's actually trying to kill me and this incredibly sweet gesture is just part of her evil plan. it's a triple layer cake of three pieces of unbelievably dense chocolate cake shingled with chocolate ganache, whipped cream, and honeycomb, with grated honeycomb on top. it's delicious. it's the richest thing i've ever put in my mouth. i can take one bite of pure bliss and then the second bite gives me the !!POISONED!! status effect. but i just keep eating it. i can't move and my eyesight is fading. she made this for me. what the fuck. i'm perishing

[rohirric-hunter]

"We're gonna achieve immortality by turning ourselves into machines" buddy I want you to find yourself a 15 year old laptop and try to run a 10 year old piece of software on it please. Connect to the internet, if you can, and attempt to log into any of your online accounts

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's supposed to rain in a couple days

oh great. like everywhere or

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[lastoneout]

[hurricane2wit]

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”

Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

[animentality]

[mikkeneko]

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[gayhoediaz]

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

[some-stars]

this shit from the comments is unironically so fucking sad to me. this is where we’re at now? “aren’t books supposed to have morals?” genuinely let’s all just pack it in and go home, we tried the whole “experiencing life and art at a greater complexity level than an eight year old can handle” thing and it didn’t work out, somebody break the news to oscar wilde, we’re done here. “books are meant to teach you something.” christ.

[napalm-waistcoat]

[mananabuffins]

Posting a Hoid quote is so funny because the series that is from is essentially 5000 pages of asking the question "can I kill people morally" and arriving at at least a dozen conflicting answers. I haven't read the fifth book yet but I am pretty sure the complexity of human moral choice is too much for God to handle so he kills himself about it.

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[duckydoesstuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your collection