I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches

I used to eat spagetty

[ratfuck]

rob zombie if he had IBS:

I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches I crap in the back of my underpants

[meltypen]

[charl0ttan]

penis magician voice is this your penis

[mortalityplays]

my disco elysium character ass childhood

[mortalityplays]

I saw a poll on here in passing recently about where people first learned about the concept of lesbians, and the possible responses were all like "knew one", "taught about them", "saw them on TV". girl I learned about lesbians because when I was four I got obsessed with a girl in my class and kept imagining elaborate arthurian scenarios where one or other of us was revealed to secretly be a (male) knight in disguise, but after a while I got so frustrated that I couldn't progress the situation beyond that fantasy that I went to my parents and asked "are girls allowed to marry girls" and they went well. not yet. sit down, kid.

[mortalityplays]

[catchymemes]

[dizzyisdizzy]

Pro Controller Pyra

[captain-price-returns]

Soldier your mission is to be a seat filler at our 80 year old president's big birthday fight! Strong sexy hunks ONLY! Absolutely NO uggos!

[dizzyisdizzy]

Radiant Beach Mythra

[zoesupreme]

[vitalsine]

tagme (via nekobooru)

[worldworldworldworld]

2013.08.26

[heaat]

大福餅

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[mikufanclub]

they are playing ^-^

[dogpuppy]

[algorithmist]

Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked

The exploit shows the extreme risk of offloading technical support to AI.

absolutely insane

[whalewithay]

yellow pikmin are my favorite