I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches

any pfp by takawoyu I used to eat spagetty

[ratfuck]

rob zombie if he had IBS:

I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches I crap in the back of my underpants

[meltypen]

♡

[bish0ps]

Good morning darlings and sweethearts

[colinarmistead]

why be a magical girl when you can be a magical cheeseburgirl

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[jeffgerstmann]

therapy is good and all but i just fixed the slow drain in my bathroom sink and have faith in humanity again

fuck humanity

have faith in yourself

you fixed the sink, everyone else can eat a dick

[dogpuppy]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[shocklabrynth]

i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated

[dogpuppy]

[mon3trs]

[dogpuppy]

[saltedume]

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

creampie.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

i’m spitting up blood

[epsilon-delta]

My dash did a thing

[headslikekites]

i like how you draw smoking... what if miku smoking 🤔

new voicebank new coworkers ref