Potatonator

[fatsowatso]

[mejaisoulstealer]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

[blaruto]

[queensizeddonger]

@commie-saskia

[ayellowbirds]

Confirmed:

[hedidittooem-deactivated2018030]

Unconfirmed. It’s a heterosexual song 100%

[obeyev1l]

I wrote it and I’m gay as hell lmao

[doodlepede-deactivated20180902]

how about maybe

the song is for anyone

because we’ve all been there, wanting someone who’s with or wanting someone else

[obeyev1l]

No…. I wrote it… it’s for The Gays™️

[baby--veins]

it’s not your fault i became a broken window.

but since then i’ve learned that all my shattered pieces can create stained glass.

i look best in red and black.

by now, you’ve given up on glue but i had to learn how to fix myself. i learned what works best.

and i can’t uncrack, i can’t unbreak, but i can rebuild.

and i am rebuilding.

my teeth make great tapestries. i’ll be another painting someday. maybe you can forgive me for cutting you, too.

[compljcated]

1. I’m scared. I’m scared that everything I felt for you will never go away and I’m scared that I made our love story up in my head. I know I’m a bit of an exaggerater and I like the pain, but I’m sick of waking up to a bloody mouth every morning. I can’t stop biting my tongue in my sleep, but it’s the only way to keep me from screaming your name in the middle of the night. 2. I take every chance I get to wish for your name to pop up on my phone. But I wish for a lot more than just that. I wish I would have answered your call. I wish I would have asked you to lay down with me. I wish you wouldn’t have left. 3. I’m suffocating in my own skin. I can’t breathe without feeling your hand on my cheek, your lips on mine, your head on my shoulder. They say it takes two weeks for your skin cells to replace themselves, but it’s been two months and I can still feel you. 4. Sometimes I think that if I had seen you one more time, things would be different. Maybe I’d be falling asleep to the sound of your voice on the phone instead of choking on my tears. Maybe I’d be sneaking out to kiss you goodnight instead of sneaking out to kiss a stranger so I could forget you. Maybe you wouldn’t have left.

I know heartbreak hurts, but I didn’t think it would be this bad (via compljcated)

[fucking-shitaki-deactivated2012]

[naturepunk]

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

[brennacedria]

[obama-biden-memes]

wise words

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I miss the president THINKING full stop

[fatsowatso]

Available at www.instagram.com/anchorettesg

[outwiththeoldshit-deactivated20]

Don’t Be That Guy.

[caitlinhill]

Great campaign! Great point!

[cliffordpanties-blog]

signal boosting the shit out of this

[ani-oppa-san]

you can never NOT reblog this

[best-of-memes]

[twitterscreencaps]

[essfitcee-deactivated20160425]

Reblog if you believe Sex and Nudity should not be shamed.

[onlyblackgirl]

Love this.

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

Tell me again how a unexpected pregnancy ruins your life goals?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This woman is amazing.

[fatsowatso]

Just because an unexpected pregnancy doesn't ruin some' slide goals doesn't mean it's ok not to plan

[mkultrafemme-deactivated2024031]

[fauxfable]

free them

[thebootydiaries]

be strong for mother

[mathematicianalias]

Dear axe, your ad is horrible. Let me explain how:

1) It objectifies women. 2) It tells young men with female friends that they are not “real men”. 3) It tells young women that “real” men don’t want to be their friends, they only want to “tear” their clothing off. 4) It insults men with braids. 5) It is advertising a crappy body spray.

Okay, that last one was just my opinion. The others are facts.

[merinnan]

No, that last one was definitely fact.

[jesidres]

And, just as a reminder, the same parent company that owns and produces AXE also produces Dove.  Remember that the next time they claim to be ‘women positive’.

[bogleech]

“stop being a friend and start being a man” is one of the most fucked up twisted phrases I have ever seen written with sincerity

[floororanges]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[mihari]

[gtgcya-archive]

i hope every transgender or nonbinary person in the world has a nice safe day