Lance Heeren

Only Fans: fattyinprogress paypal: paypal.me/lanceheeren AMAB non-binary, 23, I am gay and a gainer looking for other gainers to be in a mutual feedism relationship (I'm in an open relationship), I am stupid, I want to take a break from life (like a coma, for instance), but not in a depressed way, I'm just constantly tired.

[fattyinprogress]

Do i look chubby?

[phaeton-flier]

Squidward's whole deal is that he was a scion of Old Money who got really into Marxism in college and decided he couldn't live with himself as a beneficiary of the Bourgeoisie. He cut ties with his parents and went to live as a proletariat for a few years to better his music.

Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.

His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.

Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.

He will never be a master Clarinet player, but he will always have that

[christianstepmoms]

Alt-right Ash Ketchum: I wonder when Glenn Beck will call me back

Brock: Glenn is a fictional character from that silly American show you like. You know there’s no political apparatus in Kanto except Officer Jennys. And even then, she’s a figurehead

Misty: yeah what kinda cop doesn’t have a gun

Brock: misty we’ll get to your tacit support of a militarized police force in another post

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[twunkletoesofficial]

Somebody asked to see what my ass is looking like now 😇

[herald-of-heftiness]

Too tight shirts always make me look so round and soft

[pending-trans-action-2]

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

[anthoneem0]

Im getting into writing fanfics for the first time ever and im eating. Make some noise for a Guzma x Sycamore moment

[anthoneem0]

Im getting into writing fanfics for the first time ever and im eating. Make some noise for a Guzma x Sycamore moment

[moobappreciation]

itsthemazoku - sumo wrestler 🍜🍱

[depsidase]

[bisteccy]

Its hard not to tease him

[sexhaver]

the most annoying thing about asserting on this website that Ghosts Literally Aren't Real is that you get people in your notes arguing that really, if you were truly Scientifically Minded, you wouldn't reject the idea out of pocket just because of minor details like "there has literally never been recorded non-anecdotal evidence of one in over 6000 years of human history that wasn't obviously faked". after all, there are (unspecified) Things Science Still Can't Explain and (unspecified) Things Science Has Been Wrong About In The Past That Unscientific Bullshit Was Actually Right About (don't press me for examples on either of these categories), so really, the Scientific thing to do here would be to accept that actually you're even stupider than people who think their dead grandma is hiding their shit until she gets a Pepsi, and you have to take those people seriously or you are guilty of Hubris.

i can sit here and make snide quips at this strawman of a Rational Ghost Agnostic i whipped together in my garage ("nobody knows if ghosts are real or not :)"), but the root of the matter is: if you can't say "ghosts aren't real" with your entire chest without qualifiers or riders, then you can't assert literally anything about reality.

[segamascott]

we as a society are ready for bears in lingerie where are the bears in lingerie

[anthoneem0]

Overbulked and overslept

[gainerpignic]

Wide load!🍑