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milo / beans | FREAKS ONLY (18+) | i draw :] | COMMISSIONS OPEN! | @bargainsafterdark on Bsky

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Hello and welcome to all my fellow freaks!

I am MILO also known as beans!

I am a queer illustrator & certified freak and this is my personal, very unregulated blog.

I don't have an art sideblog because I am lazy ✨

Links

-> Bsky where I post the uncensored versions of my spicy art

-> VGen for anything related to commissions

-> Kofi if you want to leave me a tip!

About this blog

On this blog, you will find all of my art here (#my art), while my mature/suggestive pieces are over here (#my spice rack), with links to the full pieces available on each post.

Anything mature or suggestive is, of course, censored for this platform and bears the appropriate content labels.

Currently I'm super into Baldur's Gate 3, but I'll draw anything from suggestive pieces to cute little guys.

Always feel free to DM me or shoot me an ask!

Do Not Interact

Minors !!

if you are under 18, please do not interact with this blog.

GenAI enjoyers

I don't know how you got here, but you can fuck right off.

TERFs / exclusionists of any kind

same as above; any kind of intolerance will not be tolerated.

[simoondraws]

The Devil you know

[faustian-bargain-bin]

Commission for the lovely @littlehatlesswitch on Bsky who put this idea in my brain... Needless to say I was very, very normal about it <3

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Commission for Tacitum on VGen! Their OC Isirr (middle) and his family <3

This was a lot of work but I really like how it came out!

[annabelle--cane]

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.

what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it

[o-craven-canto]

Thinking of the Italian newspaper Il Messaggero, which in the print of the 21st July of 1969 was so excited by the news of the Moon landing that they just went

(btw, the photo of the footprint is fake: the actual photograph, which shows a very diferent print in very different soil, wasn’t available in time for that day’s print)

[faustian-bargain-bin]

I can finally post my entry for the @coloursofthegate volume 2 zine! Check them out to get your free copy <3

This drawing was a blast to work on and I'm honored to have been a part of this project.

[drawingden]

Colour Painting Tips by slawekfedorczuk

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[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[thegranddezine]

You. Yes, you.

Look at you. Scrolling post after post without a mind of your own. Like this, reblog that—oh! a bathing kitten. Bah.

Don’t your fingers start to cramp after a while? Does the noise fill the empty hours yet? Do you even remember the last three posts?

Fret not, or rather, do. Because the higher calling is here, and we intend to fill you with a deep, very deep meaning.

Your attention, if you'd be so kind.

The villains of Baldur’s Gate 3 have arrived, here to stay. We are gauging interest in a little project: a zine, free and digital, devoted entirely to them. True meaning, at last, in this chaotic plane of existence. Three minutes of your time. Barely a pittance, and you were only going to spend it scrolling, weren’t you?

Google Form: tinyurl.com/d6bz587n

Consider it. The kittens will still be there to meow at you when you return, little mouse.

[firebirdy]

This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10

[corvidcall]

whAT BOOK IS THIS

[faokryn]

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

[aleatoryw]

I own this book and it’s about 600 pages and it’s ALL this good. You can play as hamlet, Ophelia, or hamlet sr, who is a ghost. You can murder everyone in the play. You can fire yourself out of a cannon and use your uncle as a skateboard. There are dozens of endings and places where you can diverge from canon and do something wacky instead. 10/10 would recommend

[genshinfantasyzine]

💫CONTRIBUTOR LINEUP💫

Our guild's recruitment has been completed! We have super awesome and hardworking contributors now under our fold. Any bard's bound to sing praises of our budding heroes! Let's not keep everyone waiting... 🎶

💫PAGE ARTISTS💫 

Let's meet our lovely page artists first! This Grimoire is featuring... 

@tooaya Tsiih dxnut00 vankusman nonsansical nnbit404 NannaArts SayonaraKuro DrDepper Eliz Anchar

murabt075 @yukonfox @exhausted-undead @mynabirb Anca Cristina @sxupade Reichou @faustian-bargain-bin nyctricia @skyoris

bui_nuy DURAIN Bluilea walnutter Arych artsophiehml offbrandkiwi jiamitsu Pandora @earthtocaptainsky

💫MERCH ARTISTS💫 

Next, our merch artists! Joining us are…

tsukiaki viviiartt serazh_art novaridium Reitt @dunchhour mogubuns Norseen Temkyun Heneryque @mezzeerie CeruCerus

💫SPOT ARTISTS💫 

Helping bring our writer’s work to life will be our lovely spot artists! Say hello to…

alexyanlila Justm3h @tazuno-art Dawn! valen Tara_Wittich

💫WRITERS💫 

Let’s meet our storytellers next, who will be chronicling some tales for our journey. Meet our writers…

@crescenttwins @kumeko attu @justabookworm39 Xing @purpleqilinwrites munchmuffins OnceABlueMoon Polymerre Shidreamin

We also have our poets Dawn_007 & Starrie_Wolf

💫DIGITAL LINE-UP💫

We weren’t kidding when we said this’ll be a big project! Meet our page artists for our digital expansion…

Mellian @aaviavv freyrring Sette NekoLiliah atlasinii Yuk DeathlyFruit @luniarci CMYKat

💫DIGITAL LINE-UP💫

Next, meet our digital merch artists!

Leen eksart Arcanthus :]

And finally, take a look at our digital zine writers ScriptaManent & io_nyx!

Stay tuned for more news! Make sure to keep following us on all of our platforms. We’re super excited to bring this project to life!

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Haarlep at the beach 💕

Couldn't decide if they should be drinking Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red or Ultra Vice Guava so I just went with an unholy combination of both. Either way it had to be Monster Energy and a silly straw had to be involved.

Check out the (half-assed) timelapse under the cut!

[cannibalchicken]

[assfuckmcgriddle]

toger we can achieve anything

[iwoszareba]

set of tarot cards i drew for @bg3-fate-spins-along event

PAGES in tarot are associated with youth, learning and fresh potential so i decided to match them with tiefling kids and make illustrations inspired by classic Waite-Smith deck

WANDS are action and pure energy ARABELLA

CUPS are feelings and romantic notions MIRKON

SWORDS are intellect and new ideas MOL

PENTACLES are money and practical wisdom MATTIS

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My contribution to the @bg3-fate-spins-along zine! It's a Tarot-centric zine so here's Raphael as The Fool.

This piece was a journey, but I'm really happy with the result!

Please check out all the other cool works made for the event <3

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws