Sad times my man

Actual blog: fauxwill-blog

[gyossefka]

Emil Melmoth

[roxylalonde]

shes fat

[whiskeyswifty]

ok but the second verse in vigilante shit that goes "she said she needed hard proof so i gave her some. she had the envelope. where you think she got it from? now she gets the house, gets the kids, gets the pride. picture me thick as thieves with your ex wife and she looks so prettyyyyyy driving in your benz" like.... ok ok so you helped a woman divorce her husband and take him for all he's worth because... you were having an affair with her?? she's not saying that exactly, sure sure, but like how do YOU know how preeeetttyyyyy she looks in the benz, taylor, hmm?????

[adikaofmandalore-deactivated202]

This is - hands down - his best look.

No, I won't take criticism.

Bonus:

[corrucyst]

working at a dispensary is funny. guy came in and asked for "weed for guys" and i said "what do you mean" and then he just apologized and left

[onlypedropascal]

The glasses ❤️

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[fauxwill-shit]

This website unnerves me more and more everyday

[miss-atomic-blog]

I'm trying to make it through my morning meeting but I cannot stop thinking about cowboys herding parasaurs

[smol-bean-buchanan]

oooooooh…

oooooooooh we’re fucked.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[youre-only-gay-once]

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[sakura-haruka]

MCU + Disabled Characters

[ursiday]

artistic rendition of how my cat just looked at me after being awoken suddenly

[softestbuckley]

[camehereforfriends]

same tho

[entishramblings]

[sixpenceee]

Crabs walking underwater | source

[hottie-lottieperson]

Crab people, crab people 🦀

[fauxwill-shit]

I didn't know crabs did flashmobs

[sixpenceee]

Outdoor sink with running water in Switzerland | source

[shyness4555-deactivated20220510]

This is awesome ❤️

[fauxwill-shit]

I just know id get a splinter