Trips 'round the Sun

Brit-Marie | Twenty-Six | Babe

[frutiguro]

[objectoccult]

[sundhais]

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device, banned bootlegged jazz and rock ‘n’ roll records were “pressed” on thick radiographs salvaged from hospital waste bins and then cut into discs of 23-25 centimeters in diameter. “They would cut the X-ray into a crude circle with manicure scissors and use a cigarette to burn a hole,” says author Anya von Bremzen. “You’d have Elvis on the lungs, Duke Ellington on Aunt Masha’s brain scan — forbidden Western music captured on the interiors of Soviet citizens.”

[fungusamongusblog2]

[realanimalfacts]

4. All cats know each other personally.

[submitted by @eggl-rd]

[lionfloss]

Provence Hairstreak / Tomares ballus

[iwasalwayscobrakai-deactivated2]

phineas and ferb au where they can't build anything and everything looks like this

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[horrorlesbians]

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

[obestriddbifftomat]

Very hot of her

[palmer]

Girl your pussy is so deep and cavernous it is like a spring-fed lagoon. And I am splashing in the cool crystal waters.

[chringle]

Thought this said carnivorous

[palmer]

Girl your sweet nectar has led me to the digestive fluid in your carnivorous pussy and I’m being dissolved for nutrients

[sheabutterbitch]

rules for living in winter

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washburn Review, Topeka, Kansas, November 14, 1923

[grossxing]

[sharper-and-bigger]

I diagnose you with Chicago

[whatthehelliswrongwithhim]

@imasucker-4-memories

[fawn-and-fellow]

*Sufijan Stevens plays in the distance*

[treecitysessions]

This is foul KDJKSFKKSMFJSKCKS

[animatedtext]

[wandasmaximofffs]

#done

[campyvillain]

“do it for the vine” = allow yourself to live life in the moment instead of maintaining a facade of normalcy for the enjoyment of not only yourself but of those around you

“commit to the bit” = adhere to the guidelines of an event that will in retrospect be nothing but a minuscule footnote, but continue to execute it for the complex web of happiness it brings you and your collective now

“fuck it we ball” = get the most you can out of life by putting the very thrill of being alive first and everyday occurrences and responsibilities last

[officialcrow]

dont let a girl tell you “its not a race” during stroking. because it is. race to get the nut? won it. who got their pants on first? me. numero uno skrrrrting out the driveway? me. while shes back there in bed texting her friends about my weak dick im already making the next maneuvers. premature ejaculation is a social construct you tortoise bitch

[purgeparty]

what the fuck did i just read

[jerkdan]

this is my second favorite dirk post man