¡narcisista!

hi im electra i am a part-time housewife, full-time meme. pls dissolve me in a bathtub lmao

[fanghusband-remade]

replacing my mental illness with vampirism

[scrupulosity-comics]

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

[kosmogrl]

[myaimyai]

[prinnay]

Sunflower hat

[prinnay]

[toskarin]

journalists have correctly identified the funniest possible line to add at the end of every article about twitter

[moonpaw]

who threw away the goddamn moon?

[redlovett]

YOU TAKE THE MOON

[gerardpilled]

The 3 genders

[mockwa]

I didn’t go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice

[necrowtic]

theres been a lot of activity lately in the Fucking Your Mom fandom i just thought id let you know. sorry you had to find out like this

[necrowtic]

?????

[necrowtic]

call me fandom spaces. the way im dominated by women

[lesbian-necrowtic]

I'm glad you're sticking to your roots with the femdom jokes <3

[necrowtic]

anything for you, lesbian clone of me

[rogersandclarke]

you shouldve raised a baby girl you shouldve called a better saul!!!!!!!

[birdpaladin]

tboy mall goth 💥

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[godpilot]

so give me all your pronouns and give me all your pills or whatever gerard way said

[gopyxp]

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

[evilwizard]

welp. to the shredder

[dwinkus]

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

[dwinkus]

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

[dwinkus]

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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like she’s bringing me dead mice

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks