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fanghusband-remade

replacing my mental illness with vampirism

scrupulosity-comics

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

kosmogrl

myaimyai

prinnay

Sunflower hat

prinnay

toskarin

journalists have correctly identified the funniest possible line to add at the end of every article about twitter

moonpaw

who threw away the goddamn moon?

redlovett

YOU TAKE THE MOON

gerardpilled

The 3 genders

mockwa

I didn’t go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice

#fave

rogersandclarke

you shouldve raised a baby girl you shouldve called a better saul!!!!!!!

birdpaladin

tboy mall goth 💥

#insp

kurgy

wheres seasons greasons

kurgy

its that time of year again

theangriestlittleunicorn

It doesn’t have to be

kurgy

its not optional

godpilot

so give me all your pronouns and give me all your pills or whatever gerard way said

gopyxp

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

evilwizard

welp. to the shredder

dwinkus

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

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my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

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hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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