Without law, men are beasts

Indie Helena Wayne-Kyle Written by God

[amazonexile]

Open Silliness for Mutuals

[faxardebat]

amazonexile‌:

“That is a veryvery good point, Helena. However, marrying Bruce Wayne currently does not interest me.” 

“Understandable, but, consider, you could take one for the team and be my second mom. Or you could marry my mom. I’m selfish, I don’t need to share you with the others.”

[amazonexile]

Open Silliness for Mutuals

“My new mission–adopt Jason Todd.”

[faxardebat]

“Or you could just marry my dad and save yourself a lot of paperwork.”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

friends, romans, countrymen, i have come here to cause drama and turn everything into a huge ordeal

[batfamquotes]

bruce wayne: Did this happen on Wayne property?

helena wayne: It was on Wayne property, with Wayne property. So, double jeopardy, we’re fine.

bruce wayne: I don’t think- I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.

helena wayne: Oh, I’m sorry. What is, ‘we’re fine’?

[emotionalwords]

[garrett-graham]

[kanyes-diary]

being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?

[paunchjournal]

i’ve completely abandoned canon at this point, in my head Bruce and Selina are happily married and Damian is a whiney but loving older brother 

i didn’t put in the dialogue but imagine Damian saying “get in line”

[theintrovertnation]

[bob-belcher]

[b3autifulinchaos]

[allwereallyneedisweed]

Notice everything.

Act like you don’t.

[skellingtonatyourservice]

Reblog if:

No matter how debonair, charming, or stoic they may seem - your Muse must have walked into a wall or door at least once in their life.

[conesoldstobers]

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

[faxardebat]

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In the humble opinion of Helena Wayne, there was only one thing more thrilling than leaping across rooftops in the dead of night and that was leaping across rooftops in the dead of night when she was supposed to be studying for her chemistry final.

Perching on the edge of one of the taller buildings in the area, she surveyed the streets below, looking out for muggers or bar brawls to break up for a little extra fun. It was a quiet night. Perhaps her father had already been through this part of town.

Or maybe he was still here now, she thought with a frown as the hair on the back of her neck stood up. Neither of her parents made much noise to announce their presence, even her keen hearing struggled to pick them up, but her metagene meant she always knew when she was being watched. Whipping around, she readied an apologetic smile for whichever parent had caught her this time.

“You know, I’ve read that frequent study breaks can actually improve memorization skills.” She informed her mother, already knowing her “cute” factor wasn’t going to work as well as it would on her father.

[faxardebat]

#s 1, 9, 39, 93, and 99

001. When is their birthday?

December 4th, she’s Sagittarius, known for being assertive, restless and open.

009. Do they believe in happy endings?

She does, in fact, she believes they happen in spite of the fact that she doesn’t really believe in true or even lasting love. She’s seen and experienced a lot of failed marriages and disappointing romances, but she believes happy endings come in other forms.

039. What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person?

For Helena, there is nothing she can imagine worse than being trapped or locked up. She would rather die than spend her days locked behind bars.

093. What is your character’s goal in life?

At this point in time, Helena doesn’t have a long term goal. She’s partway through a Bachelor’s degree in business, which she’s not really enjoying. She thought she wanted to be a hero, but the rules of her world have changed since the war and she’s not really sure what that means anymore. For now, her goal is to find a long term goal.

099. Do they talk to inanimate objects?

Yes, a lot. She started doing it when she was a kid because Damian found it annoying and it’s just become a habit and she finds it comforting when she’s alone.

[baskervilleshund]