[rainbowgazes-archive]

[teioh]

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

[strongbadgmail]

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

[strongbadgmail]

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

[unclefather]

[american-boyboss]

[iwasalwayscobrakai-deactivated2]

phineas and ferb au where they can't build anything and everything looks like this

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

[weirdmageddon]

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[hgsn-moved]

squidward: bubble bass! we're here to collect your tab *kicks down the door*

spongebob: squidward! that was so masculine ♡

squidward, flattered: uh, well, i-

[abbelbees]

[dajo42]

thanks man

[dajo42]

its like, im happy to talk shit about bethesda and todd "it just works" howard but where else do you get this kind of experience

[effewrgtwvtgefd-deactivated2022]

did anyone else do that thing way back in the skype days where you’d have a breakdown and just

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

No??? Are you guys okay??

[swordseer]

[notedchampagne]

i love tiktok multi-duets where theres so many duets the original video is tiny and its either a masterpiece or completely incomprehensible. its the video version of going on tumblr and seeing this

[spiroandthelacktones]

My bongwater has developed it's own ecosystem

[spiroandthelacktones]

Legally I cannot change the water now it's federally protected habitat

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

same thing happened 2 me i just transferred the water to an empty gatorade bottle and i just drop some cracker crumbs in there every once and a while and the bacteria love it. i have heard it refer to me by name before

[wizard0rb]

whippets are some of the most underrated dogs out there. they never bark theyre good with kids and once i saw one jump a 6.5 ft wooden fence

[wizard0rb]

one time i came home to one of my dogs standing all 4 legs on the kitchen counter, eating food we left out

[wizard0rb]

artists rendition

[kvothe-kingkiller]

bethesda Wishes they could do environmental storytelling this good 

[cowboy]

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

[nonefriendly]

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]