way too tired

vanessa/vanny - 21 - she/her i work @ faz ent. ask me anything :P (ic rp blog, run by solaris)

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Favourite animatronic if you have one? Or an animatronic you despise?

well i don't despise any of them... i will say roxy is the hardest to work with, though... but i'd say my favorite is probably chica! i mean it used to be bonnie AND chica but... um, i don't think i'm allowed to talk too much about bonnie... ^^;;;

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ok with intros out of the way, i swear no one who DOESN’T work for faz ent doesnt get how sketchy this company is.

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i dont think i can LEGALLY talk about what caused me to post this but UGGHH i wish i could

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ok with intros out of the way, i swear no one who DOESN’T work for faz ent doesnt get how sketchy this company is.

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uhh ok i think i set this up right? this site is a little confusing ^^;;

well, hi all! i’m vanessa, but my friends tend to call me vanny! i work for fazbear entertainment, specifically as a security guard, so i’m happy to talk about that as much as i legally can!

aside from that... i think i’ll just be talking about my life and stuff i like here! :D i hope you enjoy my blog!!

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(OK hi anyone who still follows this blog. anything BEFORE this post is now null and void, and this blog is getting a full reset! now that fnaf sb is out, a lot has changed! i’m probably not going to DELETE my previous iteration on this blog, but nothing of it is CANON anymore and i will be treating it as if none of it exists!)

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thoughts on beth???

fucker flaked on my tea party >:T

NO consideration for ANYONE else didn’t even change her mind when i told her i MADE BISCUITS

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okok ok i do have another theory to write for u all (as rq’d by an anon <3) but i’m super sleepy nd i gotta zzz for a bit so i’m gonna head off for now

tysm for making me feel so welcomed here!! please feel free to send more asks!!! <3

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What are your thoughts on William Afton?

uhmmm he KINDA fucking sucks imo >< like ok i respect what he did for freddy’s and he made a lot of iconic things in relation to the franchise but ... i do not respect him 😬

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goes to show how smart you are dude! you're a psychic....

i thought i was small brain energy but i guess i’m galaxy brain energy omg....

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(BTW, does this blog take place before or after the events of Help Wanted?)

( ooc // after!! :00 )

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omh!! girl did you hear about da fire that happened not so long aftr fazfright? It was ran by some dude instd of the og owners. some witnesses said that they saw a guy near before it all burnt down.. they hve to he connected right?? cannot be a coincidence. - {might make an vannie blog myself maybe👁👁 anon}

RIGHTO MG?? it’s WAY WAY too sus to be  coincidence!! i wonder if anyone’s id’d who it was ... :////

i havent seen any1 say any names yet but like as SOON as i get a name i’m gonna try to track em down and see if they’re like around and willing to talk yakno?? i need answers >< ><

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yup! William Afton was in that old spring bonnie suit.

OOHHH OH MYGOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE

OHH MY GOD

OK THANK YOU

THANK YOU ANON THIS IS A PERFECT DEVELOPMENT

I MEAN IT’S NOT PERFECT THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DIED BUT LIKE!!! I WAS RIGHT! I GOT IT RIGHT! OH MY GOD!

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...you do know that your theory about fazbear frights is actually correct, right?

NGNGNHSDFNDNFS!?!?!??!!??!

HU?

HUH? HELLO? WHAT?

ELABORATE PLEASE? MY DUMB BRAIN DID A RIGHT?

I WAS CORRECT? LIL OL ME?

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that is just one of ... MANY theories ya gorl has... ><;;; i get rlly into my theories sorry

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tell us some of your theories!! I would love to hear some :)

yo whoever you are... thank you for indulging me yesssss B))))

okokok so, you know that whole “fazbears fright” thing that happened? so as we all know (or at least like you can find out if you look into) they used old leftover stuff from other freddy locations, but one of their attractions is the one i wanna focus on here; the haunted house one they teased at (ps. can anyone find the old promos from when the attraction was announced? :T i can’t seem to find them anymore >:[ )

in the promos it had an ollld withered down spring bonnie suit, like, from the FREDBEAR’S era. now that’s all fine and dandy nd all that but what people seem to forget is that in the fredbear’s era the suits weren’t ANIMATRONICS they were WORN BY HUMANS!! and you may be like “ok vannie what’s that mean? why’s that important?” well think of it this way: they had this suit up as an attraction on display and thought it was just an animatronic like any other, so that means something must’ve been INSIDE THE SUIT for them to brush it off as “oh it’s just an animatronic” right??

what i’m trying to say is i think there was SOMETHING or SOMEONE inside of the spring bonnie suit, meaning that someone or something DIED inside of that thing!!! plus that place was TOTALLY haunted for real, i mean freddy’s already had some fucking WILD rumors about it but that place had SO much of the old stuff there AND a possible literal corpse?!

AND NOT TO MENTION THE PLACE JUST BURNT DOWN OUT OF THE BLUE RIGHT BEFORE IT OPENED THE ATTRACTION??? like there’s TOTALLY something there right?

PLUS that place was totally cursed from day one, like.. opening 30 years after those kids went missing?? someone knew SOMETHING in that place and they wanted that to stay SECRET for sure, i’m telling you!! >:T

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i bleached some pants :)

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EXACTLY!!! YOU GUYS GET IT

i’ve almost gotten some of the old plushies a few times but they sell so quickly when they’re a decent price >:T

i know i should probably give up on finding any of it and not going broke but ;__; i refuse to give up so soon...