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Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

dutchster

when it’s november 1st

crazyaboutlefandoms

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

surrealist-lyricist

Drown - Bring Me the Horizon

doggosource

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta

baconpolice

Yall forgot the final product.

marci1900

memewhore

pleatedjeans

via

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THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

queenwhiskey

A weapon to surpass metal gear

thedeskofdrychris

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

mysharona1987

It is so weird to be a millennial these days. You grow up with history telling you Nazis were 100% horrible. Movies tell you Nazis were 100% horrible: (Thank God they got their faces melted off when they opened the ark of the covenant.) But now many of the older generation (the ones who stopped the Nazis in the first place) are like: “Eh, they’re still entitled to their opinions. Shades of grey. They have, um, valid points? Sorta.”

Me:

tastefullyoffensive

thatisjacob

LMAOOOO

mxnrique

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me making eye contact: oh no……. this feels wrong….. this feels very wrong………. but this is what normal people do right?? right????? is this polite? no this is far too intimate. i feel so intrusive. am i doing it wrong??? am i doing eye contact wrong?? oh god i can’t hear what they’re saying anymore i’ve just been thinking about staring them in the eye for 5 minutes straight. im dying