Wait…is…is swallowing cum considered non-vegan?
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Wait…is…is swallowing cum considered non-vegan?
Yeah, but I still exist under the delusion that working hard now means working less hard later. I’ll probably be wrong, but. It is what it is.
Yeah, and that's a problem. You'll still be working until you graduate, so I just say forget the work and just go to sleep.
I went because I was told to. My teachers are worried I’m overworked, or something. They like to treat me like a special little snowflake since they found out about my transfer. It’s obnoxious. Lucky for me, then, I bought my Tylenol from the grocery store and not an allegedly psychotic nurse.
Good thing you came out of the situation unhinged, right? I mean, you do tend to overwork yourself, or so I've heard.
It’s a pretty sad reflection of our school when, before I can even explain my symptoms, our nurse assumes that I have a STD, or am pregnant (or both.) No, uh, pretty sure it’s just a headache, but thanks for the vote of confidence for the student body (figuratively, and literally.)
Well, your first mistake is going to the nurse for a headache. I heard she originally transferred from a psychiatric ward and is still monitored on a daily basis before she tries to murder someone with expired Tylenol.
When i was buying the first one, the second one was half off and i figured one bottle wasn’t enough for you.
It's like you know me so well. Thanks, Robyn. Two bottles is definitely much appreciated.
Well since I got you a bottle of whiskey, you win the second one.
Good thing I bought two boxes of chocolates, I suppose.
I’ll try. Ding ding ding we have a winner!
Good. Wow, me? Well, what do I win?
I’m not much of a shopper, today I had to i don’t know why. Hopefully it will be the only time I do this. What are you thinking?
You had to? Well, you should go out more. New York is a great state, enjoy it. And, I was hoping some whiskey to go along with your chocolate?
I blame the small city girl in me. I’m not going shopping everyday, I just need some new clothes. Oh and I have a surprise for you.
I'm still surprised you haven't gone out more, shopping is the first thing most girls do when they get here. Oh, is it what I think it is?
Day two in the city was lovely as always. Came home with more bags than yesterday. Oops.
Don't tell me this is the start of some mad shopping spree and you're just going to shop every day, now.
you throw them at people.
When does the 'make lemonade' part come in?
Oh, yeah, it’s super, super secret.
Absolutely top secret, just like Area 51 or something.
What would my handle even be? @bonnieclyde?
Well, I wouldn't exactly be against using our secret joke as your username.
So wise. Still, I get the impression it’s sort of addictive, so… I better not.
I wouldn't think you'd be one to fall into that kind of thing, Ellie. I completely doubt it.
I believe the term ‘nosy’ is much more accurate. There’s no girl occupying space in that heart of yours, Dominic? No one’s caught your eye at all? You always manage to annoy her somehow. It’s rather amusing. Wait, why would she need your phone? Doesn’t she have her own?
Can't be nosy if I eventually leave the room, right? And James, let's be honest here, there's a lot of pretty girls here. I honestly don't know unless someone does something about it. Oh, Jules wanted to borrow my phone because hers broke, or something? I think she needs help, man.