Something clever to make you like me

My name is Dylon, I am 22 years of age and haven't looked at my about me for the last two years. ask me if you're interested in anything about me. i should probably change my icon more often to keep you interested, right?  ask me about my sexuality, it's less exciting than you want and i'm more clever than i think.

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, October 20, 2015

[randomthingsthatilike1]

the wall we didn’t ask for but the wall we need

[an-audible-addiction]

I’m on mobile and all that’s loading is “we should build a wall around Donald trump”.

But that’s good enough.

[earlygr4ves]

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

[forrestpicketttaylori]

jesus christ

[aboywhonamepoop-blog]

they’re calling to mother for food

[subjectnumber32-deactivated2020]

F  E  E  D

[tastefullyoffensive]

Stoner Confessions (via imgur)

[furrystudentcyclesblog-deactiva]

This is beautiful

[marimbaone]

These are all So Good

[exeptional-blog]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[fcobro]

i’m pretty sure i don’t have tumblr and facebook connected but somehow my icon is my facebook profile picture and it’s weirding me out

[fcobro]

give me notes, i’m inebriated

[fcobro]

i really just don’t know how to use the internet anymore and i feel like a teenager who could write a book.

[fcobro]

Hey all.

i was going to insert a ‘read more’ on this, but i’m afraid i no longer now how to use tumblr anymore and said function is now beyond me.

it’s been quite some time since i last wrote something to you all. in fact, i can’t even remember the last time i’ve posted something here that i’ve typed with my own hands. to be fair, i’m drunk and high and i’ve been ranting all night about work and life. i suppose i’m using this for what its original purpose was intended to be: a place to spill your thoughts and be true to yourself and anyone else who might come across it.  so i’m just gonna put this out there.

*wow i totally lost this* unfortunately, due to the uncertainty that is the spaces between what i last typed and what i’m typing now, i changed songs and tabs about three times and no longer remember what i had to say. i’m pretty fucked up so bear with me if you so choose. feel free to ignore this if you’ve gotten this far and don’t actually care about anything i have to say. i just have to say this to somebody that isn’t a journal or word processing program. 

 this was supposed to be a post about love, but i failed miserably. if you’ve made it this far, congratulations. stay tuned for more continuous posts from my consciousness. 

this has been the news.

[sailormango]

george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

[the-prince-is-right-blog]

“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.”

[fcobro]

[cherabby]

“Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc”

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

[theravenchilde]

#basically the plot of x-men

[shotgun-wizard-deactivated20160]

#literally the plot of x-men 

[onlytwitterpics]

[somethingclassic]

[captainspensaurus-deactivated20]

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

[sahltyy]

very odd

[nosdrinker]

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

[mysharona1987]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ginmother]

Run from him:

•if he disrespects his mom •if he disrespects blue collar workers •if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies •if he is mean to animals •if he doesn’t touch you in public •if he won’t tell his friends about you •if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.” •if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend” •if all his exes “are psycho” •if he’s never worked a day in his life •if he chooses a drug over spending time with you •if he disagrees with feminism •if he’s white and he throws around the N word •if he isn’t proud of what you do •if he makes rape jokes •if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral •if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think •if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up •if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

[raindropirwin]

some girls need to hear this

[prettinaive]

Imma cry

[lovealissuhh]

the last one….