・ﾟ✧ WASTED ON A NICE FACE;

in a blaze of fear I put a helmet on a helmet. counting seconds through the night and got carried away. so now I'm standing on the overpass s c r e a m i n g at the cars, "hey, i wanna get better!"

[paisipe]

[dobladim]

[fctzs-blog]

((naeva)) ✘ ☠ ♣

✘ - unesnt text.

fitz → naeva: hey i was at a bookshop and i found this book ?? the main character reminded me so much of you 

fitz → naeva: i bought it. call me

☠ - threatening message.

fitz → naeva: ???????????

fitz → naeva: stop fucking calling me and sort your shit out.

♣ - drunk message.

fitz → naeva: wha t did u think id becom e your next sugar daddy or somethi ng???

fitz → naeva: u are the wor st person yorue the fuckign worst

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✉ ✘ ☠ ❤ ♣

✉ - 2 AM text.

fitz → river: remember that book we read when we were little like that one about the bears

fitz → river: beranstain?? berenstein?? 

fitz → river: u ever wonder where those bears are now

✘ - unesnt text.

fitz → river: how can u take living here on the bad nights

fitz → river: fuck i miss manchester

☠ - threatening message.

fitz → river: my weed is fucking missing

fitz → river: wonder why :)

fitz → river: i give u 2 hours to bring my shit back river. TWO

❤ - lusty/loving/affectionate message.

fitz → river: im rly grateful to have u just so u know cos i was like making tea this morning and ur the only other person here who likes it besides me

fitz → river: the rest ??? heathens. marry me

♣ - drunk message.

fitz → river: im at a pub and thsi rly hot girl just ask ed me if i knew u and i said yes

fitz → river: long story short thanks 4 helping me im getting laid 2night xo

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✉ ✘ ☠ ❤ ♣ (((( 😈😈😈 fuck me up)))))

✉ - 2 AM text.

fitz → em: hey so i was thinking

fitz → em: we could totally raise a puppy together

fitz → em: text me back lets talk abt this its urgent

✘ - unesnt text.

fitz → em: i miss home em im weak as fuck mum was asking abt u

fitz → em: lets go home

☠ - threatening message.

fitz → em: yeah so HEY

fitz → em: did u take my fries?? :)

fitz → em: i SWEAR 2 FUCKING GOD EMERY !!!!! IVE BEEN SAVING THAT SHIT 

fitz → em: HAVE FUN FIGHTING SHARKS ON UR OWN COS IM SURE AS HELL NOT DOING THAT 4 U ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

❤ - lusty/loving/affectionate message.

fitz → em: i love you i love you i love you

fitz → em: just making sure u remember

♣ - drunk message.

fitz → em: i SWE AR THIS IS THE LAST TIME I SWEAR

fitz → em: but im drunk heh help???? please ??

[marbellagossip]

From: Luna Tuna

To: Fitzypants

Number of Candy Canes: 4 for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!

Telegram: Thanks for being my fluffy little lapdog. I guess we can be friends even if you did steal my haircut. Love you xo

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✉ ✘ ☠ ❤ ♣

✉  - 2 AM text.

fitz → nora: do u think tomatoes are fruits or vegetables ??

fitz → nora: im rly worked up over this

✘ - unesnt text.

fitz → nora: hey

fitz → nora: so what do u think of meteor showers ?? theres supposed to be one tomorrow and i was wondering if

( * proceeds to backspace aggressively LMAO )

☠ - threatening message. 

fitz → nora: whats like…i cant make it to work, im sick in spanish???

fitz → nora: help me out here nora its a matter of life and death

fitz → nora: if u dont reply im going 2 have to go to work n spread germs EVERYWHERE

❤ - lusty/loving/affectionate message.

fitz → nora: eres tan hermosa

fitz → nora: did i say that right?

♣ - drunk message.

fitz → nora: i…am very pleasantly drunk 

fitz → nora: join me???

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✉♣

✉ - 2 AM text.

fitz → ivory: ives. 

fitz → ivory: how do u feel about aliens

♣ - drunk message.

fitz → ivory: i dont know whys youvlike this stuff so much it TASTRES AWFUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fitz → ivory: u owe me i neveer wouldve ordered this if i hadnt seen u drink it i harw this

[70sgifs]

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✉✘ ^_^

✉ - 2 AM text.

fitz → rosalie: ive been reading about like. reincarnation on wikipedia 

fitz → rosalie: what do u think youd be reincarnated as

fitz → rosalie: i think youd be a bunny

fitz → rosalie: 🐰🐰🐰🐰

✘ - unsent text.

fitz → rosalie: hey rosie i just wanna know how the hell u stay so sweet n positive all the time cos im feeling kinda weird but im trying really hard not to and i thought of u and sorry, sorry im kind of out of it sorry 

[scienceinitsfinest-deactivated2]

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text Send ✘ for an unsent text Send ☠ for a threatening message Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message Send ♣ for a drunk message

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malitiosa:

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL MASCULINE SIDE

you love hoodies.  you love shorts.   dogs are better than cats.  it’s hilarious when people get hurt.   shopping is torture.   sad movies suck. you own a car racing game.   you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.   at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter.   you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.  you used to be obsessed with power rangers.   you have watched sports on tv.  gory movies are cool.   you go to your dad for advice.   you own like a trillion baseball caps.   you used to collect hockey or baseball cards.   baggy sweats are cool to wear.  it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.   green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.   you love to go crazy and not care what people think.   sports are fun.   you talk with food in your mouth.   you sleep with your socks on at night.   you have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL FEMININE SIDE

you love to shop.   you wear eyeliner.   you wear the color pink.   you go to your mom to talk.  you consider cheerleading a sport.   you hate wearing the color black.   you like going to the mall.   you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.   you like wearing jewelry.   you cried watching the notebook.   dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.   shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.  you don’t like the movie star wars.   you are/were in gymnastics.   it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.   you smile a lot more than you should.  you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.   you care about what you look like.  you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes.  you used to play with dolls as little kid.   you like putting make-up on others.   you like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

i am shorter than 5’5”. i have scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color.   i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.  i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

EXPERIENCES

i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star.  i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night.  i’ve played a prank on someone.  i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY/CRIME

i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am.  i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.

DEATH AND SUICIDE

i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.

RANDOM

i can sing well. stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. i open up to others easily. i watch the news. i don’t kill bugs. i sing in the shower. i am a morning person. i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic. i twirl my hair. i care about grammar.  i bake well. my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart. i know how to shoot a gun. i laugh at my own jokes. i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces. i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.

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iactuallyburncold:

Bold what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

Financial: Wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

Medical: Fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged

Class or caste: Upper / middle / working / slave / Unsure

Education: Qualified / unqualified / studying

Criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no

FAMILY

Married - happily / Married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated

Has a child or children / has no children / wants children

Close with sibling(s) / Not close with sibling(s) / Has no siblings

Orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parents

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

Extroverted / Introverted / in between

Disorganised / Organised / in between

Close minded / Open minded  / in between

Calm / Anxious / in between

Disagreeable / Agreeable / in between

Cautious / Reckless / in between

Patient / impatient / in between

Outspoken / Reserved / in between

Leader / follower / in between

Empathetic / Unempathetic / in between

Optimistic / pessimistic / in between

Traditional / modern / in between

Hard working / lazy / in between

Cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown

Loyal / disloyal / unknown (depends)

Faithful / unfaithful / unknown (depends)

BELIEFS:

Monotheist / polytheist / atheist  / agnostic 

Belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in an afterlife:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in reincarnation:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in aliens:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

Philosophical: yes / no

OPINIONS

Pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-choice / anti-abortion /  doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t know or on the fence

Left wing / right ring / middle / doesn’t know or on the fence

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

Allosexual / Asexual

Alloromantic / Aromantic

Sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable

Romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable

Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

Potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all 

Potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

ABILITIES

Combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS

Drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

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naevadunn:

         as she stood there, not able to stop herself from observing every curled locks from the back of the brunet’s head, she mentally prayed that her eyes had deceived her. her chest tightened from the thought of running into the one person she had hoped exactly three months ago to never bump into. but there she stood, her legs rooted itself down making it impossible for her sprint – the one thing she seems to be great at doing when things gets a bit too hard. “things just don’t change, huh?” she lightly interrupted the male’s struggle, her eyes lowering down to his fiddling hands as she could not bear to be confronted by his gaze. it  didn’t take too long for her to regret; a sudden urge to grab back all the words she had spoken out loud, swallowing it back down her throat – but it seems as though it’s a bit too late for that now. the words had already evaporated. “here – let me just–” she stopped herself there, picking out a pin from her well done bun; a strand of her hair falling down to her face as she lowered herself down to assist the male.

fitz freezes. the sound of her voice is enough to bring back so much of everything he thought he’s successfully gotten over. something uncomfortable overtakes him, blooming from the pit of his stomach - anger, annoyance, want? maybe all three. he doesn’t fucking know. all he knows is he doesn’t want any of that anymore - that he’s let himself have it one too many times, and it all ended in him making a mess out of it; him feeling stupid. he swallows the feeling down, eyes level and ice cold as he stares back at her. “sorry,” he smiles, turns this whole thing into a formality of sorts. “have we met?” he knows it’s a low blow - childish, if anything. but he doesn’t bite his tongue. he reaches for naeva’s hand to stop her before she can offer any of her help. “i think i might just talk to my landlord, actually. but thanks.”

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emerywyd:

With the roll of her eyes, Emery expressed just how much the boy’s dramatics was enough to spark even the most timid of smiles to settle on her face- no matter how much she liked to say that they annoyed her. but once her hand fell into his, she pushed it toward him so that it was still resting against him. “you say that now, but once it actually becomes relevant, you’ll be asking for forgiveness.” in reality, she could never imagine herself doing anything other than a playful slap on the shoulder but Emery wasn’t going to rise his confidence too much. “only six thousand dogs?” she asked, her lips pouting in a way that was only ever meant for him. “not even six thousand and one?” the girl’s grip on his hand slackens for a moment, as she adjusts herself. “i live with you? well shit- no deal. i figured since you’re going to be the millionaire between us that you’d have at least ten mansions.” 

fitz hisses, mocks retaliating in his incredulity, and feigns a hurt expression. “that really fucking wounds me, em,” he shakes his head, eyes trained on the floor and shoulders hunched. “right here,” he points dejectedly at his chest, curls falling into his face as he looks up at the brunette. seeing that emery isn’t having any of it, fitz lets out a quiet chuckle instead, a little more serious with a roll of his eyes. “of course i’d have, like. a million mansions. doesn’t mean i won’t pick the one with you in it - it’s bound to be the only one worth living in, yeah?”

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rivervcgel:

         "what are you doing?” the question chimed out of river’s lips in a tune which dripped with a mixture of mischief and mockery. his eyes glistened with his usual cheekiness – the sight of his old best friend struggling to enter his own apartment amused river more than it buried him in concern. to add on, he had his arms behind his figure and as he grinned in mirth, he turned his hips midway like a little school girl asking for their crush’s number. “you’re honestly the most clumsiest and careless person i have ever met,” river broke his teasing game with a chuckled statement – though it wasn’t like he could talk, for he too had his fair shares of clumsy moments. he lowered himself down to eye the keyhole; his thumb grazing against it – somewhat estimating the size. “i think i have a pin somewhere, or something sharp in my pocket that can help you pick your door – how are you still alive, cooper? after all these months without me by your side, how are you still alive?”

fitz narrows his eyes first - the sound of river’s mocking tone equally familiar and irritating all at once. he rolls his eyes, though does it with enough fondness one could muster, and barks a teasing “fuck off, vogel,” right back. he dusts himself off and stands back up, side leaning against the door frame with arms crossed. “ah, the clumsiest and most careless, yeah, but you love me,” fitz flutters his eyelashes at river, playful and mocking the way their banter always is. he watches river peer at the keyhole, fiddling with it a little, and fitz sits this one out, watching intently. admittedly, he knew that river was better at these things, as much as it would hurt fitz’s ego to admit. “lets see,” fitz challenges, a small smirk denting a dimple into his cheek, “where was i without you? having the time of my life? thanking god - my lucky stars? the universe?”

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htmlnoxlle:

all noelle wanted was to get the things she needed for dinner and go home but marley always made easy tasks ten times harder. she put the last of her things in her bag and was met with a lolipop in front of her face and a smiling fitz. “hey thanks,” noelle laughed and took the candy, putting it in her bag. “you’re off already?” she said with a smile. the blonde adjusted marley on her hip and saw her crack a grin at fitz, her having seen him before. “this one is in need of a nap and is driving me crazy.”

fitz’s whole being lights up, seeing marley’s equally amused smile directed at him. he lets her tiny hand grab at his finger, an impressing array of silly faces now being expertly performed by fitz. “yeah, it was really busy today,” he smiles at noelle, admittedly a little distracted, “but ah, little marley needs a little nap, huh? ” he grins slow and bright, carefully handing the little girl the lolly. “she’s sweet, noelle. let me know if you need some help, yeah?”