built a heart of plastic

Felix Sinclair. Twenty-seven. Chef at GOLDEN BOY. Because I'd love to feel love but I can't stand the rejection // I hide behind my jokes as a form of protection // I thought I was close but under further inspection // It seems I've been running in the wrong direction

[paloma-rpg]

“It’s that or you could tell her you’d rather have a lamprey go down on you. Your choice.“

[fe-sinclair]

“Those are my two options? Jeez. Pretty negative.”

[andy-jamerson]

Why don’t you just mace the shit out of her? Works on guys, should work on girls too.

[fe-sinclair]

Is that your go-to defense method? Do you do that often?

[dvrkfates-deactivated20230919]

“Well it sounded like she was a little um…a little… thirsty for it. I mean you do have to hide from her so…”

[fe-sinclair]

“You know what I’m like, I am known for being over-dramatic.”

[summcrspencer]

Knowing the likes of her, she will quit pursuing you soon and you will be free to do whatever you’d like – it is your restaurant after all.

[fe-sinclair]

I am going to sit behind this counter and drink for ten minutes.

[brandonxjacobs-blog]

“You can hop out the window, I’m sure that won’t be suspicious or anything.”

[fe-sinclair]

“Nothing says innocent like hopping out of a window.”

[rosaliecpeyton-deactivated20150]

“Good because I really didn’t want to drink alone. We can hide out here and finish the whole bottle without anyone knowing. – You look super cute by the way. I love the ensemble.”

[fe-sinclair]

“You know I just chuck clothes on, don’t be ridiculous. You do look nice though - so you’re basically showing me up.”

[dradrianm]

“ Now tell me do you believe she will be able to find you by your scent?”

[fe-sinclair]

“It’s always a possibility. Get ready to fight with your bare hands.”

[quinn-towers-blog-blog]

“Incredible.” This was the second time Quinn had come across Felix as he was trying to escape some unwanted attention. He was sincerely starting to think the other man had a problem. “Well, since you’re here, can I interest you in some fries?”

[fe-sinclair]

“I swear this never usually happens, it’s this town. I’ve had more attention in the last fortnight than in the last ten years of my life.” He rolled his eyes. “Fries would be good.”

[luis-alvaradorp]

“I don’t know how you deal with yourself sometimes”

[fe-sinclair]

“I could say the same to you. Is that ego not heavy?”

[declananderson-deactivated20180]

“Uh, would you like me to do something about it? Make out with you so she’ll get it? Take her off your hands? Sneak you out and drive you home so you can get out of here?”

[fe-sinclair]

“Let’s just stake it out for a bit - I don’t think she’ll stick around.”

[tabithahughes]

Yeah, well it had some pretty obsence writing. I was just getting rid of it. It offended me.

[fe-sinclair]

Sure - I absolutely believe you. 

[miss--elisakeating-deactivated2]

“People–they never listen do they Fe?”

[fe-sinclair]

“This is why I feel calmer around dogs.”

[tehkatie]

“Yeah and it better be solid gold with a J made from diamonds on it.”

[fe-sinclair]

“Or maybe low quality plastic spray painted gold?”

[kenmathieson]

“I know what breasts are, Felix - the hand gestures aren’t exactly necessary.”

[fe-sinclair]

“Sorry, it just... you know... it felt necessary.”

[nicandretta-archive-deactivated]

“How big? — I’m kidding. Was it just because she had breasts? Or because of other… anatomical reasons? I mean, because I’m a dude who doesn’t really care for breasts on a woman, but hey… to each their own. I can go show her out if you want.”

[fe-sinclair]

“There were other anatomical reason, obviously. Is that so, Nic? What about breasts on a man?”

[fxckcalysta-blog]

“Yeah, it probably is. But it was the quickest thing to make, and took the least effort.”

[fe-sinclair]

“Sorry, I’m a chef so anything microwavable kind of makes me want to carve my face off.”

[darcykalagaris-kostas-blog]

Okay, but just don’t let my boss catch you back here again, okay? If he does find you, just act like you’re the ice-cream delivery guy, or something, capiche? 

Was she at least pretty? 

[fe-sinclair]

Capiche. I can totally pull that off. What are ice cream delivery men even like? Apart from probably unhappy with their jobs.

I guess? In retrospect - but it doesn’t change the fact I’m gay and kind of taken.