I Got Champagne Problems

Cole. Not much else. goodreads.com/gnasty

[pi-la]

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[fakesleepwalking]

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

[medievaljournalist]

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

[dopeandlegit]

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[widefuturesss]

[segamascott]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[sovietpostcards]

"In the Metro" by Samuil Adlivankin (1945)

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[1anonyymous1]

Need that heavy rain sound type of night

[dapperprincess]

This is so funny to me

new reaction image

[sexhaver]

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[segamascott]