Official Totino's Scream Lord

. Tai . 24 . Australia . Insta/twit:fearfun_ .

[pointnclick]

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[electricslug]

[zegalba]

Yuru-Chara’s (ゆるキャラ), large Japanese mascots getting stuck in doorways.

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

[cuteness--overload]

[orange-catsidy]

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[eatsoylentgreen]

[papayajuan2019]

the night is still young. i can do yoga and use my oil pastels. i can cut another fruit. i can write in my journal. i can make a poem. i can invite the figure outside my window in

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

[shockyhorror]

[treecitysessions]

These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

[reactionimagesdaily]

[tartrazeen]

[rickybabyboy]

Here I am hanging out with ketchup one of my best friends

[dynamitekansai]

[virimoone]

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[desktop-assistant]

what if i stood in your aoe. and we were both girls

[desktop-assistant]

love the people interpreting this as heal aoe. very good. however: i am currently taking so much damage and i am just standing there and everyone is yelling at me

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[random-jot]

The LGBT stands for LoGIstically 🅱️ifficulT

[pfannkuchendammerung]