Chris(topher)🥞🌆🚀🌌

Twilight of the Pancakes | Cavalier ad Astra | DFW | Aries | Bi | 40s | Cat fancier | Erotic friendfiction writer | Disorganized memelord | Incorrigible flirt | Emotional trainwreck | Kitchen alchemist | Lego | Sci-Fi

[ysolt]

*crumbles up paper and throws it into the trash* man i dont know

[hyperhypnotichyena]

Yeah I got a pocket pussy, it's a pussy that's a pocket for other pussies

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

[armengoldira]

[blacklicoriceaddict]

[gay-irl]

[midnightportals]

“How do you even know each other?”

We went to tumblr together 🙄

[totallyboatless]

More data please. No judgement, just curiosity. On an average week without extenuating circumstances, how often do you try to go outside?

0 to 1 days per week

2 to 3 days per week

4 to 5 days per week

6 to 7 days per week

Voting ended onAug 15

[pfannkuchendammerung]

Coffee time in the heat of the day. We roll.

[pfannkuchendammerung]

Posted these same photos to my Twitter account yesterday, and for some ungodly reason it really resonated with the fetish accounts because my follower count is about 300 people higher than it was before my coffee run.

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[prismatic-bell]

When I was in college my LGBTQIA group had Chris and Kris.

They were the same height.

They were the same build.

They often wore each other’s clothing, although it was hard to tell because they dressed so alike already.

They wore (nearly) the same glasses.

They had the same hair and eye color.

They were in the same major and worked for the same company part time.

I think it is a very good thing that the jokes about fucking your clone weren’t around then, or I might have gotten myself in a lot of trouble.

[pfannkuchendammerung]

My name is Christopher. My last male parner was also a Christopher. As was his stepdad. Who was married to his mom, Christine, and with whom had a son named Christian.

[3000s]

[catasters]

[chucah]

The wink says it all

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.

[brennacedria]

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

[pfannkuchendammerung]

I am awake. But at what cost? Happy pre-Hump Day. Start oiling up your hump engines, I guess.

[bruzum]

[knightofleo]

[depsidase]

[angelicdewdrop]

[pfannkuchendammerung]

I don't know what the barista expected my answer to be when she asked what my milk preference was on my latte, but I'm pretty certain "straight from the cow's teat" was not it.