Fuma

My favorite animal is the coelacanth. I enjoy the rattling of skeleton bones. she/her born 1997

[oberorka]

[bonesbeetle]

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

[no-more-dead-dogs]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[chunkysoup22]

[corrodedparadox]

My other car is a rainbow trout

Stickers

[foreveriallyzombified]

reblog this wordlessly - WORDLESSLY, NO DISCUSSION OR I’LL BLOCK YOU - with a picture of something pretty innocuous that scared the shit out of you as a kid i’ll start

[boxheadpaint]

[secondhandhook]

[violentunknownevent]

[fearlessfuma]

[chronicsymptomsyndrome]

yay water

time to drink water woo hoo yay

[beardedmrbean]

[corrodedparadox]

Who translated my gar onto a 2d plane when I wasn’t looking

[lee-apolla]

JESTER HATSUNE MIKU???????

[archimodels]

unknown author

[minyitheraccoon]

Botticelli’s Bed & Breakfast by Jan Pienkowski

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[anteater-enthusiast]

from etsy (no longer active): smittensknuffels

[littlealienproducts]

Anteater Shaker Charm by gobworm

[arthistoryanimalia]

Anteater figure, 1975-77 Warao artist, El Pajal, Venezuela Carved Balsa wood with inlaid seeds 38.2 x 13.4 x 6.2 cm Smithsonian’s National Museum of the American Indian 26/7561

[fromthedust]

anteater skeleton - Field Museum

[hayden-the-puppy]

any of yall ever seen giant anteaters. super glad these exist