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This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff thatâs happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy
i love this!!!
Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s
Nintendoâs official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin
whereâs the link op
right there
So some time has passed since OP posted this.
âOpposites attractâ should be reserved for like âsheâs messy and heâs neat!â Not like âsheâs supportive and heâs a soul-sucking toxic person!â
I have never reblogged anything so fast
Opposites attract should be reserved for the Jake and Amyâs of the world not the Ross and Rachelâs.Â
Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny InstallationsÂ
michael-pederson miguel-marquez
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
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i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up
some highlights
Ron is a Slytherin
Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
Snape isnât a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
Angels have replaced owls
Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
Dumbledore isnât gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
It doesnât take place in the UK for some reason
Wizard duels are now called pray-offs
Iâll add more when i read more
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Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
Voldemort has hair
Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
Dumbledore calls Reddit a âgodless covenâ
THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hellÂ
ââIâm just so upset that you donât accept the Bible,â Hermionie sobbed femininely. âThe Bible is the best book ever. Why canât you respect that?ââ
Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
I canât believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal
This is some anti My Immortal shit
how does one sob femininely?Â
PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles
I love you thank you
Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.
There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional charactersâ chest hair.
Slytherins are Catholics.
Petunia wears pant suits.
âAunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harryâs young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, âThank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. â
Reblog if you donât need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays
This is your local Scandinavian telling yâall that Norse mythology has a goddess called Lofn who is a goddess of love and bringing together those âfor whom marriage was forbidden or bannedâ, and Iâm not saying she said gay rights, but she totally said gay rights.
2019 is going to be the midpoint in 1969 to 2069.
first meme of 2019: well cooked soups
end of the year mood
This is funnier the earlier in the year itâs blogged.
Get your ass on the dance floor
this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly donât even care
I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didnât want to spoil it for myself but I saw âGinny kissed Albusâ and I remember thinking âfucking plot twistâ.
