i am beautiful — ft. rafttellyn cappuccin (+ mentioned fem neighbors)
summary: rafttellyn monologues and compares herself to the other women in the apartment.
word count: 297 words
warnings: rafttellyn being a bitch
a/n: rafttellyn-centered fic lesgo!! well this is actually more of a lazy fic shh. i headcanon rafttellyn as rather vain and self-absorbed in her looks. even when she's well past her prime, she's still hung up about her appearance and so she monologues about it like a disney villain twisting their moustache. she's also um pretty racist so uh don't wonder why gloria wasn't mentioned -_- psst, hey, if you're curious about trading with me for a fic, read this post!
credits: @pengold for the gorgeous rafttellyn thumbnail art & @/strangergraphics for the ao3 dividers
I'm beautiful.
I have been beautiful.
I turned heads everywhere I went and I even received an offer to become a model. Why can't anyone see that I'm still that girl?
Is it because of this stupid double chin that almost got botched? Well at least I'm not as short and stubby as that stupid Lois! She couldn't even find the right man to marry. He's already balding and works as a public accountant.
At least my pathetic coward of a husband is able to do right by our finances and pays for everything I could ever want for. Well… That has been declining lately, but so what? I still live in luxury, and he's stupid enough to lend me access to all his bank accounts. If we ran out of money, surely he can just ask for more from his actually competent brothers.
And those bimbo twins on the first floor aren't any better. They're only popular because of their identical twins gimmick. If one or the other didn't exist or disappeared, no one would care about them. They look far too basic and they're not even that pretty.
That Mia girl is wasting her years and beauty trying to teach dumb little brats. I reckon in only 5 years or less, she'd have wrinkles as prominent as that little brat's eyebags. That little Mikaelys's mother looks too much like a pig and she got pregnant out of wedlock like one too. Ugh, why do I even compare myself to such a despicably ugly woman? It's unfair to a beauty such as myself.
And, well, Margarette…
…
No matter.
I'm still the most beautiful woman in this apartment and no other woman can compare.
Shall I buy a new ointment one of these days for my pores?
Gonna be honest, people baby Mother Gooseberry way too much, as if she's such a 'soft little bean', as if she's totally unaware of the pain and violence she inflicts.
Part of it is people just coming up with horny fantasies for her, which is fine go ahead. All I want is for the next time she gets new voicelines, she mentions about how she hates gay people for corrupting the youth, or advocates for learning disabled kids to be euthanized. Just something nasty and hypocritical to remind us that she's just as much a bastard as any of the other PAs.
hey outlast fanbase, @/sesterion is a transphobe and has been liking posts from "gender critical" and radfem blogs! please be safe, since i know there are a lot of transgender people in our community
screenshots undercut if they hide their likes (warning for transphobia, intersexism, mostly transmisogyny)
there's probably more but it's kinda hard to dig through
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