Pagliacci the Hater

I am a slug and God is salting me

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[sunburnt-brian]

[alwaysbeenjessica]

planning my 2026 journal ecosystem ✸

[nihilistic-body]

[goth-queen]

[laleaurelie]

it’s everyone and their mountain

[filmphotofranz]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

life row inmate eating his first meal

[postoctobrist]

the Buddha used to say this about any baby he saw and people hated it

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[drmelking]

The Pitt + Text Posts (7/?)

+ bonus:

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[isuggestforceyum]

THE BIG MAMDANI

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[ripempezardexerox]

Desire: postponed

[freebasegod]

i have the confidence of a much taller man

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[tree-whispering]

05.03.26

[fairycosmos]

well actually i bet on winning dogs because i value my money and im frugal

[evil-mitski]

I Also Happen To Bet On Winning Dogs……