Trying to do anything with a cat that's too smart for his own good can be... Interesting.
Especially if it involved food that Aggro was absolutely obsessed with.
Chicken, salmon, turkey, meats of all kinds, cheeses, yogurt, ice cream... You make it, Aggro automatically thinks it's for him.
To the point that Sweetheart has to argue.
With a cat.
They were just trying to make a sandwich, they didn't expect to fight off a begging fluffball for it.
Every time Aggro hopped on the counter, they had to pick him up and place him back down on the floor...
And as soon as they turned back, he was already back up there, trying to paw his way into a container of meat.
"Hey! No!" They scolded lightly, doing that almost baby talk way, exaggerating words.
They earned a pitiful meow back at them.
"I said no, mister."
Another meow.
"Don't you sass me!"
It went back and forth.
When they got their sandwich assembled, they had to hold the plate up as Aggro tried standing on his hind legs and pawing for it.
"Not for baby-"
"Meoooowww..."
"I said not for baby! It has stuff you can't have and I'm not about to have to take you to the vet again because you tried eating some sauce and making yourself sick!"
"Mowwww!" Sounded angrier this time.
"I said no, Aggs. You still have food in your bowl!"
"Meowwww...!"
"I know it's "old food" now, woo, been there for what, ten minutes? You can still eat it."
"Mraow!"
"Don't sass me mister, I have control over the treats-"
"Hey hey hey, don't threaten the baby!"
Milo came into the room, scooping the cat into his arms and holding the fluffball on the cat's back to pet the fluff belly.
"He started it! Tried to take my sandwich!"
"Maybe guard it better, I dunno."
They pursed their lips up, "I have control over what I'll let you do too-"
"Hey don't threaten me now just 'cause Aggro wanted a lil' taste, that ain't fair."
"Control your son then."
"He's your son too-"
"That's debatable with how he never steals your food."
"Hey! He's just learned over the years not to fuck with my shit, I can't help it."
"So you trained him."
"... technically, Yeah- but still!"
"Just entertain him for a few minutes," they just wanted their sandwich, dammit...
Milo sighed dramatically, "Fiiiine, I'll let you have your precious sandwich," he went over to give them a kiss on their cheek, "I'll entertain the child. Haven't shown him that new toy yet, it's got a bell so I know he'll love it-"
"And you say I'm the one that spoils him. Okay."
"You're the one getting him little shirts and bowties, I get him practical shit."
"Says the one that has a picture of Aggro in a little tie as his lock screen-"
Where to find them easily, a list of links to each audio, and why they're not available on YouTube.
*Updated 16 / 03 / 26. If you can't find what you are looking for here, it may have been removed from Patreon on this date due to Patreon Guidelines (blatant censorship). This really sucks, I hope everyone is polite to Erik about it.
Where to Find Them
You may have heard about some audios through the grapevine, but they are missing from the character's playlist on the Redacted Audio channel. Not to worry! They are all free on Patreon.
Note that a canon audio that was removed from a character's playlist has a place in that playlist. The playlist will have a short filler video showing that a video from that place between the other videos in the playlist. That is how you determine the order to listen to these removed audios.
Format; start with the character's name. Then bullet points, which contain links (green) that go directly to a Patreon audio, and a brief description of the audio in brackets which can outline the audio's chronological place in a playlist, the HBS/HBW year, or which canon universe it's set in (e.g. Imperium Universe, Fooliverse, Non-Canon).
Audios are more or less in chronological order, however some were reuploaded to patreon at the same time, therefore the order is unclear. These have been marked with '***' so if you know what order any of the marked audios should be in, let me know!
Vincent:
Sadistic Vampire and Flirty Vampire Fight Over You (also includes Adam, extended version of ''Vampire Conflict'', read the trigger warnings)
Getting Hot Under the Fireworks With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
Fireside Cuddles Get Hot With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Getting Hot Under the Moonlight With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Going All the Way With Your Vampire Boyfriend***
Seduced and Bitten By a Flirty Vampire in Your Bed***
Gavin:
Your Dom Incubus Confesses His Feelings For You (extended version of his confession video)
Hot and Heavy With a Dom Incubus at a Party (HBS 2021)
Getting Hot Off the Ice With Your Incubus Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Gavin Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Sneaking Kisses With a Dom Incubus at a Party***
Video games Take a Spicy Turn With Your Incubus Boyfriend***
Aaron:
Taking Care of Your Overworked Boss Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Celebrating With Your Dom Boss Boyfriend***
Getting Steamy With The Boss In His Office***
Celebrating Your Dom Boss Boyfriend's Promotion***
Geordi:
Staying Warm With Your Boyfriend the Fun Way (HBW 2021)
Teasing Your Boyfriend Telepathically at the Pool Party (HBS 2022)
Asher:
Romantic Picnic Under the Sun With Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
Warming Up From the Snow With Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Massaging and Teasing Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Teasing Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend***
Ivan:
Your Boyfriend Tells You Everything He Wants to Do to You (Post Sadisms' Hold Ivan)
Guy:
Your Switch Boyfriend is Feeling Submissive... Mostly***
Getting Hot and Ready With The Pizza Guy***
Sam:
Getting Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Vampire Mate (HBS 2022)
Hot Boi Summer '24 Sam Reupload (HBS 2024)
Sam Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Lasko:
Getting Hot at the Movie Theater With Your Submissive Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Getting Hot in the Office With Your Submissive Professor Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Beating the Heat With Your Nervous Submissive Boyfriend (HBS 2022, Non-Canon)
Teasing Your Submissive Boyfriend With Help From Your Incubus Lover (Non-Canon, includes Gavin, and is Lasko centric unless subscribing to the SO tier)
Your Needy Submissive Boyfriend Begs For You (Non-Canon)
Domming Your Nervous Submissive Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
Huxley:
Getting Hot at a Party With Your Himbo Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Heating Up in the Bedroom With Your Himbo Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Down and Dirty With Your Himbo Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
David:
Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
A Steamy Shower With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Getting Steamy With Your Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend Under the Sun (HBS 2022)
David Hot Boi Summer (Public) (HBS 2025)
A Night In With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend***
Nick:
April Fools | Your New Submissive Boyfriend is a Neko (April Fools Shitpost)
Damien:
Getting Hot on the Beach With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Hot Tub Relaxation With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Hot and Heavy With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
Milo:
Showertime Fun With Your SoftDom Werewolf Boyfriend***
Getting Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend Hot and Bothered (HBS 2021)
Getting Hot By the Fireplace With Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Heating Up in the Bedroom with Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Milo Sleep Aid Rerelease
Fooliverse Milo Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025, Fooliverse)
Elliot:
Exploring Your Fantasies With Your Dreamwalker Boyfriend***
Elliott Hot Boi Summer (Public) (HBS 2025)
James:
IMPERIUM AU | Reunited and Hypnotized By Your Childhood Friend (Imperium Universe, read the content warnings)
Porter:
Porter Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Blake:
Blake Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Why They Were Removed
In September or 2022, YouTube threw a hissyfit and removed a number of videos from Redacted Audio's channel for overstepping the guidelines regarding adult content. Technically justified, given the content, but it was quite frustrating for the fans and for Erik to deal with.
The channel was temporarily banned from releasing new videos as a result. Once the ban was over, Erik continued releasing videos as normal. There have been a few more bans since.
When a channel is temporarily banned, there is a period of time afterwards that the channel must not violate any guidelines or the channel will be permanently removed. With this in mind, Erik released the 2025 HBS audios on Patreon so that he could continue writing and releasing more steamy content while working in the YouTube post-ban timeframe. If that makes sense?
Freelancer accidentally mentioning their "son" and the entire group just looks back and forth between them and gavin.
Damien "your pregnant? Wait you and gavin cant- WHOS THE DAD?"
Dear "are we sure it isn't gavin? I mean couldn't he just magic a kid?"
Lasko "Gavins pregnant?? What is happening"
Freelancer and Gavin just let them all spiral because they cant get a word in and honestly its super funny.
Freelancer "should we tell them hes already like 12 and neither of us gave birth?"
Gavin "nah, let them spiral for a little longer, this is way to entertaining"
Obviously eventually they managed to explain hes more of like an adoptive son who freelancer and Gavin care for, but everyone is still lost on how exactly they hid a whole ass kid for 3 years and somehow never slipped up (Gavin is a blabber mouth)
Do you think Asher and David had to cover Milo's mouth to avoid getting into further trouble growing up? Let's be real here Milo definitely did not fear anyone else other than his mother and that was it.
Always took people aback by how mouthy he could be especially when you rubbed him the wrong way.
Not to mention if they were already in trouble and the two noticed that Milo was getting ready to say something, one of them would quickly place their hand over his mouth as they held him close to them to make sure he couldn't even make a peep. So while the two told the adult they'd understand and wouldn't do it again, they wouldn't buy it because the smallest one was giving them the biggest death glare known to mankind.
This genuinely isn’t meant to target on anyone in particular/srs. but I think people forget that this fandom is mostly made up of adults or older teens. Any adult that has access to the internet has access to enough knowledge to know homophobia is wrong.
Homophobes need to face consequences to their actions. (I obviously don’t think those consequences should ever be death threats.)
Religious struggles are very much valid but spreading hate towards lgbtq+ around a fanbase that is literally almost all queer people can’t just be ignored or simply blocked. Spreading homophobia in a place for people who are queer will always cause more harm than some passive aggressive blogs towards you will. As an adult they should know not to do that, despite their personal problems. People need consequences to their actions. It’s as simple as that.
And just for the record, I was brought up around Religion and yes it is difficult. But I have literally never considered any form of bigotry acceptable even when I’ve been taught that it is..
Canon things Angel Shaw has done that makes them awesome!
Angel learned how to cook with David because they care about their partners interests
Angel is charismatic and established themselves as part of the Shaw pack easily. Especially with Asher.
Angel planned a wedding with three other people (really hard, my nightmare)
Angel is indispensable to the Shaw Pack, helping to lead and organise events such as the Solstice parties and even designing the Shaw Security uniforms.
Angel went camping. They have my respect.
Angel has stood up to David to advocate for themselves and for his own needs, despite him being intimidating to others (examples in Jealous Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend Confronts You and Pampering Your Overworked Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend). Angel is boss.
Angel was their from the very begining of David's audios and has the most influence over his character arc towards healing.
Without Angel, David might never have reopened to Milo and Asher, who need him just as much as he needs them.
Enough about David, Angel has a thriving career and even started a new job in one of their latest audios. One of David's earliest audios is without Angel because they went on a business trip over Halloween.
Angel knows what they want and pursue it time and again (in all areas of their life).
Angel is good at video games.
Angel is very creative. They play minecraft and designed uniforms.
This is just the stuff I can remember without having to watch all their audios. Angel is a badass and I love them.
Lovely and Treasure who jokingly ship Porter and Vincent. Like the two guys will be arguing over something stupid and Lovely and Treasure will be well across the room.
"OH MY GOD GET A ROOM ALREADY!"
"RIGHT! WHEN'S THE WEDDING? YOU TWO ARGUE LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE"
I hope Erik nukes his whole channel without telling us one day because some of y'all are so rude and unappreciative.
“Nothing interesting happens with _____ anymore” “Characters need to be retired” WAHH WAHH WAHH
How does one have the audacity to tell someone what to do with their own original characters? Trick question hey shouldn't.
People want these characters to do nothing but be in constant pain or drama. Y'all only find it interesting when the characters are on the brink of death or some shit.
“too much fluff” as if this isn't a boyfriend asmr channel. Most channels are 100% fluff and aren't even close to giving narratives like Erik does and y'all STILL complain. I'm sorry that stability and happiness is boring for y'all because your lives lack it. I'm sorry your lives are so chaotic and crazy that the media you consume just has to reflect it.
Honestly I think y'all need the fluff.
Next time you want some drama and chaos to happen get off your ass open up a doc and write your own shit. Or even better, create your own characters and you can play god and make them suffer all you want.
Stop complaining about Erik's content. You don't have to consume it, it's a choice.
What if Darlin' somehow befriends the critters around the house. They somehow made friends with the raccoon that tries to root through the trash, so they decided to get it some food instead.
It brings a few friends and now they basically have the raccoon equivalent of watch dogs.
They left out some sliced apples and other fruit for the deer long enough that they got to meet the new baby that was too scared to come up. First time they ever got to pet a deer.
There ends up being times that they could be sitting out on the deck and a bird lands on their shoulder.
Sam wasn't aware at first because most of it happens during the day and he couldn't exactly go out. Until he saw the raccoons guarding the side of the house from other pests.
"Uhhh... Darlin'?"
"Yeah?"
"Why the hell are there, what, three 'coons standing in formation next to the back deck?"
"Oh, that's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore-"
"Ain't that the names of those stupid chipmunks- and why'd the hell you name raccoons??"
"They guard the house."
"Uh...huh. And why, pray tell here, do they guard the house?"
Darlin' finally looked up, "They keep other creatures from getting into the trash. They scare off other raccoons, especially the rabid ones."
"Didn't exactly answer my question. Why are they doing that?"
"I've been feeding them and in turn, they keep the property safe from damage. Haven't seen a mole since then, so there's something to be said about that."
"How the fuck did you manage to do that-"
"They like me, I dunno. Been giving them the big marshmallows and I guess they kind of just took that as reward for doing a good job."
"Again, how the fuck did you do that."
They shrugged, "Dunno. Saw one of them one day, gave them a marshmallow, they brought the other two, and they just... Started doing that."
"So you basically domesticated raccoons with marshmallows."
"Essentially, yes."
"And they just... Chase off other critters."
"Yep!"
Sam checked out the window again. "Uh huh. So we now have guard dogs," he looked over, "thought that was your job."
