If You Can Dream It You Can Do It!

•20 years old• Not sure what's going on in my life•

[photophorez-blog]

[nosdrinker]

i don’t know what these are but i love them

[odngaidga-deactivated20130701]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

YOU NEED A NOSE TO BE PRETTY

[yourpromdressisbleeding]

[weedhazekush-deactivated2015110]

[thebootydiaries]

when u see sephora getting robbed but u remember they charged u $42 for a lipstick

[lessorganizedthanchromatin]

Really? That doesn’t mean they should be robbed. You’re the person who bought the $42 lipstick. If no one bought makeup that was that expensive, they wouldn’t be in business. If you didn’t want to buy something that expensive, there are plenty of other options. 

[thebootydiaries]

[bakwaaas]

i love.... calm men. like some men just have this really soothing, gentle, calm aura. as a girl who is highly strung and often suffers from anxiety and paranoia, I love a man who’s good at comforting you, who’s relaxed vibe rubs off on you, talking to him eases your anxiety and you just feel calm and safe

[ameriqan]

[death-by-lulz]

goodbye children

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[facinaoris]

SparkNotes’ Twitter is something else.

[corporationkills]

on all levels , including physical , i am this

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[garl612]

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship

[moonemojii]

*studies for 2 minutes*

[blazepress]

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

little update bc someone from my hometown wrote an article about her and these are some highlights:

and my personal favorite:

[lookninjas]

Found the article.

Should’ve known it was Marquette.

[antique-scarecrow]

this is such a fun article and also:

and bc it’s worth reiterating:

[jaw8jaw]

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

[glnger-ale-official]

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

You’re not cute as you think when you post sexual comments on your favs social media.

You’re not cute as you think when you call your favs daddy on their social media.

You’re not cute or as funny as you think you are tagging your favs in posts that are sexual, stalkerish, extremely personal or something you should probably talk to a professional about.

You’re not as cute as you think you are following your favs around or stalking them.

Your favs aren’t your SO. They don’t belong to you. They are allowed to date, see, fuck, style, how ever they want.

They aren’t your fucking doll and I don’t care how much of their shit you buy or see.

You’re not cute, funny, a dedicated fan.

You’re gross. Get out of your delusion box now.